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Thu Dec 28, 2017, 12:00 PM

The miracle of neuroscience

During a medical congress, 3 neurosurgeons, a German, an English and an American discuss their surgical experiences.

The German doctor exclaims:
- The surgery is so advanced in our country that we can remove the brain of one guy, transplant into another and this guy is ready to look for a job six weeks later.

An English doctor answers him:
- At home, we can take the brain of one guy, put it in another and the guy goes to war four weeks later.

The American doctor laughs:
- You're really late, guys. At home, we took a brainless businessman from New York, we put him in the White House and now half of the country is looking for a job and the other is preparing for war!

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Thu Dec 28, 2017, 01:55 PM

1. OMG Hilarious! I love Trump jokes

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Response to Ohiogal (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 28, 2017, 02:13 PM

2. Hello Ohiogal

My pleasure

It is a French one, I did my best to translate it.

It is not alwaus easy to replicate humour from a language to another. I felt this one may be funny

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