The miracle of neuroscience
During a medical congress, 3 neurosurgeons, a German, an English and an American discuss their surgical experiences.
The German doctor exclaims:
- The surgery is so advanced in our country that we can remove the brain of one guy, transplant into another and this guy is ready to look for a job six weeks later.
An English doctor answers him:
- At home, we can take the brain of one guy, put it in another and the guy goes to war four weeks later.
The American doctor laughs:
- You're really late, guys. At home, we took a brainless businessman from New York, we put him in the White House and now half of the country is looking for a job and the other is preparing for war!
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My pleasure 
It is a French one, I did my best to translate it.
It is not alwaus easy to replicate humour from a language to another. I felt this one may be funny 
