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Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
withoutapaddle
(263 posts)oswaldactedalone
(3,491 posts)Wednesdays
(17,359 posts)You can guess the series' title.
CCExile
(468 posts)lastlib
(23,220 posts)more than one occasion, I have invoked his name to lift something I didn't think I could... ("Ho-Lee Shit, this is heavy...!"
meow2u3
(24,761 posts)Bull Schitt and Pisa Schitt had a kid they named Crocka Schitt.
greatbaldeagle
(157 posts)Crocka Schitt married Gott Canned and they wanted their kids to have a part of their names.
So the Schitt-Canned children were Igott, Yugott, and Wegott.
Aristus
(66,327 posts)Los My Schitt.
Ilsa
(61,694 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,490 posts)One of them married a guy with last name Sandwich.
...............
Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)There should be plenty of fertilizer for that particular tree!
Isnt the correct Scandinavian spelling Hørs?
And for a bonus: add how one of the clan married into the Stein family. And she decided to retain and hyphenate her last name.
sandensea
(21,624 posts)Reminds me a little of the Marge Schott controversy in the early '90s, in which the outspoken Cincinnati Reds owner was said to have routinely referred to her players as "million-dollar N***ers" as well as hurling racial and anti-Semitic epithets in general and praising Hitler.
Time magazine titled the story as "A Schott in the Dark."
muriel_volestrangler
(101,310 posts)which isn't the purpose of the Lounge. Please repost in GD. Thanks.