at this stage of my life, seems my dream of dying in the saddle is fading

[KG]

[janterry]

1. I don't understand

I'm guessing others do and I don't know what you are referring to. But I thought I'd ask.

[FSogol]

2. I would hate to die during a gynecological exam.

Especially since I'm a guy.

[irisblue]

5. Okay, you made me laugh. Thanks

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Those stirrups arent just for women! Dont ask!

[enough]

3. What's happening? NT

[TexasProgresive]

4. I dont know what you mean.

For me that would be no longer able to cycle because of disability. Perhaps you are using a metaphor.

[Iggo]

6. You could still die with your boots on, though.

[Ptah]

10. To avoid smelling de feet, of course.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. Me neither! I dont have a horse, or a saddle!

[flotsam]

8. At this stage there's NO chance I'll die in the saddle...

...but if death catches me soon I may at least be able to recall the smell of leather....

[FSogol]

9. One of my grandfathers lived until his mid 90s, but had emphysema and dementia. He loved fly fishing

and lamented that his health prevented him from fishing. Me and some cousins took him to a fish hatchery. It was the type of place that had so many fish that just throwing a hook in the water would catch one. My grandfather spent the afternoon reeling in trout after trout. It made him happy beyond belief. I'm sure you'll get to spend more time around horses before all is said and done.

[Fla Dem]

11. Me thinks there's a double meaning here........

"There are various euphemisms for death during sex, including "dying in the saddle", "death by snu snu" or the French "la mort d'amour".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_during_consensual_sex

[Skittles]

13. you want I should kick your ass and stick it in a saddle, KG?

I WOULD DO THAT FOR YOU MY SWEET

[KG]

14. !