How are you helping your cat do his taxes?

[shenmue]

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	Paw prints
	0 (0%)
	Going to a preparer's office
	0 (0%)
	Sending in a pile of hairballs
	0 (0%)
	Paying in mice
	0 (0%)
	On paper, the old-fashioned way
	0 (0%)
	Cat chow coupons
	0 (0%)
	The Al Capone route - not payin' this year!
	2 (50%)
	'lectronic, on the compooter
	0 (0%)
	Naptime
	0 (0%)
	Meow
	2 (50%)
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[MLAA]

1. I suggest every self medicate with catnip and forget about ta...ugh forget about something

I already forgot

[unc70]

2. He is exempt because he lives with an elder

I nearly forgot that I need to certify and document that I am over 65 so that he will be exempt from taxes. He has to certify each year. Suppose they worry he might get a new gig.

[dlwickham]

3. my oldest is 21 in February

I think she qualifies for an exemption

the youngest is going to be 6 but we have her mom so she's a tax deduction

[dragonlady]

4. She didn't make enough to file this year

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. I just discovered that the money they acquired by catnip trafficking

is being laundered through dodgy deals in Catzakhstan. Should I turn them in?

[shenmue]

6. No, keep it secret

[rurallib]

7. leverage

it could come in handy later on

[lastlib]

8. "Doggy deals"??!?

I have a feeling the IRS is going to be dogging someone........

[lunasun]

9. Pest control . Gets to take a lot of deductions

https://www.gobankingrates.com/taxes/deadline-countdown-6-breaks-pet-owners/

Also you can deduct foster care expenses

[Pharlo]

10. Mine is a member of the Kittie Commitatus

Doesn't believe in paying taxes. At one point he was considering starting an official Feline Anarchy group but realized how useless that would be.

[crazycatlady]

11. Laundering dirty catnip money

Cats are drug dealers.

[Phentex]

12. Not filing due to the exempt claws...

[hurl]

13. Listing him as head of household

Obviously