What does your favorite t-shirt say?
I've worn this one to death.....
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It's a little old so it's become one of my gym shirts. I don't really pay much attention to others when exercising, but I've caught a few doing double-takes. A female friend hates that I, a guy in my 40s, would wear something like this.
But that doesn't really say anything. My fave t-shirt that I wore to death said, "As Elusive As Robert Denby," which references a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode. Others have been, "Look Upon my T-shirt, Ye Mighty, and Despair." I also at one time had five different t-shirts with the message, "Bite Me," showing various things like a cartoon mosquito, a character (also from MST3K) whose catch-phrase it was, etc. - all of them gifts. I wore one to work (small website shop where I, as lead programmer, never interacted with the customers so I was allowed to wear what I wanted), and the boss told me, "I like your shirt, but that might be a little too much." I agreed not to wear it again. Then Tuesday, I agreed not to wear that particular, 'Bite Me," shirt, etc. Fortunately, the boss thought my having an entire work week of, "Bite Me," shirts was funny.
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I buy them, many are given to me as gifts. I hoard them and don't wear them because I fear I might ruin them, I do have a collection, from cats to dogs, from bars to beers and places from all over our country and more. Two huge RUBBERMAID containers full. This is my offering.
Response to rogerballard (Reply #5)
Guess I'll have to get a new one
Saw this one and I just love it as well.
All I got are cycling jerseys. Nothing to see here.
for wearing this: 
And this one:
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but my most favorite is Bolt Thrower from the Maryland Deathfest in 2009
(edit to note that these are representative but not the actual item which is at home while I am at work)
I will keep in mind for the neverhappens local meet up we talk about all the time but never do. 
I actually live 50 miles east of Tucson, but it is my go to city for city things. (also in the winter I come in once or twice a week to swim at the Clemments pool)
I love this one,
Given to me by my niece. I treasure it!
I don't wear my old race (running) tees much anymore because I want to keep them to remember when I was fast and fit.
I used to have a pink one with the John Deer logo that said, "Will trade husband for tractor". My ex spilled bleach on it. He hated it.
A woman followed me around the grocery store once, just staring a hole thru me. I finally stopped and stared back. She laughed and said, I'm just trying to read your tshirt. Don't remember which one it was, but it must have been a good one.
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So sorry it disappeared! 'Conspiracy???'
Back in the day, my son and I each one, and had fun going out wearing them with She Who Must be Obeyed. My son outgrew his twenty years ago, but mine is still going strong.
Who doesn't like cows?
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If you believe the nonsense from the people who have one for sale, it's a rare Cool Grunge Look T Shirt. Sure it is.
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I had it when I was in college 40 years ago.
I also had this one.
Armenian is one of mine.
I just don't keep calm....Maybe it's because I'm a woman, maybe it's because I'm a Democrat, maybe it's because I've got Special Needs Kids...who knows...
Mine has many colors on a black background.
They screwed up the first one and I complained so the sent me two more that were perfect. So now I have 3.
with a large 16 in white on the front. 
Also, the one that says MICHIGAN SOFTBALL.
