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Sun Jan 28, 2018, 02:33 PM

A jumper cable walks into a bar

and asks the barkeep if he can have a drink. The bartender responds, "ok, as long as you don't try and start something."

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Reply A jumper cable walks into a bar (Original post)
kairos12 Jan 2018 OP
MFM008 Jan 2018 #1
LuckyCharms Jan 2018 #2
kairos12 Jan 2018 #3
COLGATE4 Jan 2018 #4
Aristus Jan 2018 #5

Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 02:39 PM

1. Yup

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 03:39 PM

2. Grasshopper walks into a bar.

Bartender says...Hey! We have a drink named after you!

Grasshopper says...You have a drink named Larry?

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #2)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 03:54 PM

3. LOL. Very good LuckyCharms.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 06:35 PM

4. Horse walks into a bar

Bartender asks him "why the long face??"

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sun Jan 28, 2018, 06:41 PM

5. A priest, a rabbi, and an Irishman walk into a bar.

The bartender asks: "What is this? A joke?"

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