Whats the difference between Trump

[kairos12]

Last edited Thu Feb 1, 2018, 03:26 PM - Edit history (1)

and a garbanzo bean? A garbanzo bean has never had a chickpea on its face.

[MLAA]

1. You made this vegan laugh! Thx

[underpants]

3. "Last call for Flight 182. Gate 4d"

Suddenly this woman comes sprinting through the terminal. Everyone notices and stops to see what's going on.

She gets to the gate, panting for breath.

The airline employee says, "WOW you just made it"

and she says, "Oh....(catching her breath)...I'm not on this flight .....I just wanted to tell you.....I'm a vegan"


😁

[MLAA]

4. Love it!

I really did get a kick out of the chickpea joke cause I eat a lot of hummus 😉

[underpants]

6. There's hummus amongst us

I eat a lot of hummus too.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

7. I like hummus

But I prefer Baba ghanoush: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_ghanoush

[MLAA]

8. That looks delicious :)

There is a hummus made with green peas instead of chickpeas that I really like too.

https://www.marthastewart.com/1050267/fresh-pea-hummus

[The Polack MSgt]

9. Baba ganoush is what they serve in Nirvana

Oddly enough - I don't really care for other eggplant dishes, but will fist fight for the last scoop on some pita bread

[underpants]

2. Oh!

Why does Trump think he's God's gift to women?
Every time he leaves a room he hears all the women say, "What an ass!"

[MLAA]

5. LOL 😝