How not to steal metal

[jmowreader]

http://www.cdapress.com/local_news/20180217/pipe_dream_a_nightmarefor_this_alleged_thief

Today's candidate for immortality is Brett K. Anderson of Post Falls, Idaho.

He decided to make a little extra money by stealing some 40-foot irrigation pipes and selling them to a metal recycler. The only thing he had to haul them in was a car, so he rolled down both back windows and stuck them through. To his credit, he only hit three oncoming motorists.

Anderson claims this is "the dumbest thing I've ever done in my life." It's hard to disagree with that sentiment.

[Historic NY]

1. Ida-hoe man

[Angry Dragon]

2. One way to clear the roads

[Ferrets are Cool]

3. Wow, I hope he was on some bad drugs when he did something this stupid

that would be the only reasonable excuse.

[Major Nikon]

4. Metal thiefs are pretty high on the shitstain scale

Quite often the damage they inflict far exceeds the value of what they are stealing.

[Blue Owl]

5. Totally tubular, man...

n/t

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. "Hold my beer while I load the car"

[onethatcares]

7. what a putz.

everyone knows you stick them in the trunk.