Decided to translate a spam e-mail

[matt819]

This was from someone associated with Amazon, or phishing as same. Language was something Asian - I don't know the differences.

So I decided to use google to auto detect and translate. This is what it said:

Did all buddies panic and dare to brush?
Did you find that your opponents still continue to brush a lot?
When the product quality passes, how many sales are won?
Now is an opportunity and a challenge. The opportunity to overtake the curve. At this critical point, dare to brush it up. You are the first to eat crabs!
Amazon professional security evaluation: full VP evaluation, overseas real people to buy!

I don't believe my buddies panicked or brushed. I am happy to brush it up, though I didn't get the chance to eat crabs. Damn!

Do you think I should respond? (That's a joke.)

At least they didn't ask for my bank account number so they could transfer millions from a Nigerian prince.

[backtoblue]

1. That's very disturbing

Creepy as hell