Single Older Woman Starter Pack

[MrScorpio]

[Submariner]

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[Kittycow]

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[Thekaspervote]

7. Good one!! I really needed a laugh today

[Arkansas Granny]

9. My sister sent that one to me.

Honest, I don't feed that many cats.

[notdarkyet]

2. I have everything in the picture, except I have a dog, no cat.

[lindysalsagal]

4. Yes but

there are, ahem, certain, ahem, hand-held electronic devices that should make the top 5 list....so I've heard.... ahem..

[Aristus]

5. See? When I think 'single older woman', I don't think 'crazy cat lady'.

I think 'strong, smart sexy career woman who knows her way around the block.'

You can keep your ingenues. (Plus, I'm nearly fifty...)

I'll take the strong sexy type any day...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. I don't smoke or have wall-to-wall carpeting.

And I prefer Sauvignon blanc.

[smirkymonkey]

8. Dog lady here!