How long before Donald Trump announces

[cyclonefence]

he wants a parade where he and Melania ride in an open carriage and wave at everybody, and everybody cheers him?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Oh, we'd be waving at him, all right.

But with just one finger.

[The Genealogist]

2. Don't give him ideas like this!

He'll want to dress up like a generalissimo and demand everyone call him Excellency.

[SeattleVet]

3. Only if we put them all into an open carriage...

as we send them through the gates of the federal prison at Leavenworth, KS.

[Marie Marie]

4. While releasing a huge flock of well fed pigeons overhead.

[lastlib]

11. ...well-fed with a laxative.......

[lunatica]

5. If it's for a ride to the gallows

I say not soon enough!

[jmowreader]

6. As long as there's an open jail cell at the end of the street.

[AwakeAtLast]

7. You mean Melanie

[red dog 1]

8. "Open carriage?" - Never!

(He's dumb, but not that dumb)

[Wawannabe]

9. Lol!

[smirkymonkey]

10. More like throwing rotten produce at them and booing.