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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIf Roseanne were to continue without Barr, how would you eliminate her character?
Im thinking spontaneous human combustion!
JaneQPublic
(7,113 posts)...with Rosie O'Donnell.
Only she needn't await a congratulatory phone call again from Trump.
hlthe2b
(102,233 posts)lame54
(35,287 posts)"You never looked sexier."
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)hedda_foil
(16,373 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,237 posts)TexasBushwhacker
(20,178 posts)without Valerie Harper than with her.
Rhiannon12866
(205,237 posts)So it's been successfully done more than once. And didn't the John Goodman character come back from the dead? And then there was "Dallas..." Anything goes when it comes to TV.
lame54
(35,287 posts)actually play Roseanne
Like in Bewitched
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,515 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)global1
(25,242 posts)Now she can pal around with Huckabee.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Zoonart
(11,855 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Moostache
(9,895 posts)Her character mouthed off in a super market check out line saying vile, racist shit. As the crowd was chasing her out of the store, she slipped on wet pavement and slid into the path of an oncoming bus heading to the climate protests scheduled for that day. Tragically, she never regains consciousness and is forced to be kept alive on a feeding tube at the expense of the GOP tax payers in her show's fictional district because reasons...
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Freddie
(9,265 posts)A message about the opiate crisis.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)exboyfil
(17,862 posts)2. Gunned down during a mass shooting with a shooter using an AR-15.
3. Back alley abortion complications after her situation ruled illegal to get abortion in her state.
4. Death from carrying a dangerous pregnancy to term because of the anti-abortion laws.
5. Poisoned by substances that were previously illegal before Trump's EPA.
6. Crushed by a trucker operating unsafely after the hours allowed to drive had been relaxed.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)SoCalNative
(4,613 posts)I mean...it worked when she replaced Valerie Harper
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)samnsara
(17,622 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)rsdsharp
(9,167 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Hoyt
(54,770 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)benld74
(9,904 posts)Last edited Wed May 30, 2018, 07:36 PM - Edit history (1)
Collapses after botched redstate needed surgery.
Family finds out ACA would have prevented her demise.
Family turns Dem
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Autumn
(45,060 posts)She killed him off so turnabout is fair play.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,681 posts)-She's sent to prison for masterminding a pyramid scheme involving the sale of "genuine" autographed Trump/Kim Summit memorabilia.
-She gets a job with Infowars and runs away with Alex Jones to a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty.
-Her clothes and personal effects are found in a pile outside a KFC, and it is assumed that she was raptured.
-After developing the persistent and unshakeable delusion that she is Eva Peron, causing her to sing "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" over and over, she is committed to a mental institution.
-She is devoured by a tiger that escaped from a local zoo. The tiger becomes the Connor family's beloved pet.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(26,325 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)mercuryblues
(14,530 posts)while eating cornflake encrusted chicken at Olive Garden?
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)vlyons
(10,252 posts)She meets the Dalai Lama and is motivated to study and meditate on the Buddhadharma.
Floyd R. Turbo
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rickford66
(5,523 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)louis-t
(23,292 posts)accidentally shoots herself in the back with a spear gun.
I know, I know, I stole that from another show.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)dameatball
(7,397 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)theCHARLOTTEan
(15 posts)On a family trip to the beach she is swept away by a once in a blue moon, blue wave. On the way home the family picks up a stray dog, the reincarnated Roseanne, portrayed by Triumph the Insult Dog. Each week the reincarnation fails to take and a new character is thrust into the role. Week 2, Clyde the Orangutan. Week 3, Trumpy the Bear. Week 4,....
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Something like that.
DFW
(54,365 posts)Take your pick
malthaussen
(17,193 posts)Never liked the woman.
-- Mal
Kaleva
(36,294 posts)Her car is found sometime later in a parking lot near a bus stop in Chicago.
dameatball
(7,397 posts)lame54
(35,287 posts)Eliot Rosewater
(31,109 posts)and she cant get the surgery she needs and dies.
HopeAgain
(4,407 posts)shanny
(6,709 posts)'cause freedumb.
NCjack
(10,279 posts)jmowreader
(50,556 posts)Roseanne is sitting on the couch with her phone in hand tweeting all sorts of really vile crap about religious and ethnic minorities. The door gets kicked in, and a squad of police officers (played by Valerie Jarrett, Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton in uniform and Channing Dungey as a plainclothes lieutenant) storm in and arrest her for hate crimes. Later in the episode, we learn she bonded out of jail, tried crossing the street against the light while writing an even more offensive tweet, and got run over by a garbage truck.
Marthe48
(16,942 posts)by accident.
Because they aren't Thelma and Louise
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,583 posts)Poor dogs, but they knew what they were getting into when they signed up for the gig. (This is the excuse Repugs use when a member of the military is killed.)
Boomerproud
(7,952 posts)like the Wicked Witch of the West. All that's left of her is a MAGA hat.