Killer Karaoke: You Have Been Kidnapped and Forced to Perform in a Singing Competition.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

You Get to Choose the Song You Will Sing. If You Get All of the Lyrics Right, You Will Be Spared. However, Should You Make Any Mistakes You Will Be Electrocuted!



What Song Will You Sing?

[muntrv]

1. "I drink alone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Great tune!

[ExciteBike66]

3. Michael Bolton, so that it gets stuck in the kidnappers head...

perfect punishment for killing me since I don't actually know any Michael Bolton tunes.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Hahahaha!

[sharp_stick]

4. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

or The Wheels On The Bus or the theme from Thomas the Tank Engine.

All of them burned into my memory. A takeaway from having 3 kids.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Good plan! 👍🏻

[SamKnause]

7. Row, Row, Row Your Boat

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. My first choice!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

9. There is just one -- I repeat, one -- artist who comes to mind. Of his many songs, this stands out:

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[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. Nice!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

11. And after warming up with that, then it's on to this, the big one:

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. You are a fate tempter!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

15. This guy had him figured out:

Outstanding:

[SeattleVet]

12. Tequila!

The only way to mess up the lyrics is to have consumed way too much of the celebrated beverage.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. Cheers! 🥃

[Kaleva]

16. The Klingon Anthem

Or the "The Romulan Space Fleet March"

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. You scamp!

[Tikki]

18. "Havana Affair"...RAMONES

I have memorized pretty much all the lyrics from the RAMONES first album.

Tikki

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. Sweet!

[Ptah]

20. In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

[Floyd R. Turbo]

24. Hell of an idea! 👍🏻

[Coventina]

21. "I Fought the Law" either version

Bobby Fuller Five or the Clash.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

27. Nice! 👍🏻

[ProfessorGAC]

22. A Few, Floyd

Maybe cheating a bit, but after playing and singing in bands for more than 30 years there are a few popular covers i could do while sleeping.

Those i would jump to in a hot second:
Burning Down The House
Brown Eyed Girl
Superstition
My Best Friend's Girl

There's many more, but i stopped at 4.

(Note: I could do the songs i wrote since i'm probably the only one who knows the words by memory, but i doubt the karaoke DJ would have those on the system! LOL!)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

28. Cool! 👍🏻

[lame54]

23. Classical Gas

[Floyd R. Turbo]

29. Wow!

[sakabatou]

25. John Cage's "4 minutes, 33 seconds"

[Floyd R. Turbo]

30. Brilliant! 👍🏻

[Docreed2003]

26. Turn the Page

That's my "go to" karaoke song

[Floyd R. Turbo]

31. Sweet! 👍🏻

[pnwest]

32. Blues Traveler "Run Around" and I'd CRUSH it! LOL

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. I'll bet you would! 👍🏻

[Tommy_Carcetti]

34. Sublime's "What I Got"

I'm not even a big Sublime fan, don't own any Sublime albums, and yet whenever that song comes on the radio, I know the lyrics down pat and by heart.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

35. Nice! 👍🏻

[smirkymonkey]

36. Dream a Little Dream of Me

Alto retro-jazz version.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

37. Very cool! 👍🏻

[Dave Starsky]

38. The Last Farewell by Roger Whittaker.

I had to memorize it for a school talent show and have never forgotten it. It may be the ONLY song that I know all the lyrics by heart.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

39. Nice! 👍🏻

[OriginalGeek]

40. Napalm Death - You Suffer

[Floyd R. Turbo]

41. Good one! 👍🏻

[OriginalGeek]

42. Hopefully I don't get drunk

and forget the word.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

43. That would be a

shocking development! 😏