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red dog 1

(27,771 posts) Wed Jul 18, 2018, 05:36 PM Jul 2018

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bag of Cheetos?

One is a cheesy sack of toxic crap that's pumped up with orange dye and hot air, and is sold to ignorant masses with no taste; while the other is a corn-based snack food.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bag of Cheetos? (Original Post) red dog 1 Jul 2018 OP

and.....you can probably buy either one for $1.99 dameatball Jul 2018 #1

Oops, that is a similarity, not a difference....:) dameatball Jul 2018 #2

The bag of Cheetos is much more intelligent thbobby Jul 2018 #3

Damn, you beat me to it... ADX Jul 2018 #4

+ 1 red dog 1 Jul 2018 #6

It was a j.o.k.e. red dog 1 Jul 2018 #5

I get it. Simetimes I just try to follow the rules...:) kinda like my dog. dameatball Jul 2018 #7

That's a keeper! smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #8

dameatball

(7,394 posts)

1. and.....you can probably buy either one for $1.99

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 05:39 PM

Jul 2018

dameatball

(7,394 posts)

2. Oops, that is a similarity, not a difference....:)

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 05:40 PM

Jul 2018

thbobby

(1,474 posts)

3. The bag of Cheetos is much more intelligent

Reply to dameatball (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 06:00 PM

Jul 2018

More loyal to America, and eminently more attractive to women.

ADX

(1,622 posts)

4. Damn, you beat me to it...

Reply to thbobby (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 06:06 PM

Jul 2018

...kudos to you.

red dog 1

(27,771 posts)

6. + 1

Reply to thbobby (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 06:08 PM

Jul 2018

red dog 1

(27,771 posts)

5. It was a j.o.k.e.

Reply to dameatball (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 06:06 PM

Jul 2018

I've never seen a joke start out:
What are the similarities between___....

Here's another example:

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a cockroach?

One can start World War lll, while the other can survive it.

dameatball

(7,394 posts)

7. I get it. Simetimes I just try to follow the rules...:) kinda like my dog.

Reply to dameatball (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 06:09 PM

Jul 2018

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

8. That's a keeper!

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 10:16 PM

Jul 2018

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