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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts) Tue Jul 24, 2018, 06:19 PM Jul 2018

So, if Number 2 is the most popular, why isn't it Number 1?

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So, if Number 2 is the most popular, why isn't it Number 1? (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Jul 2018 OP

Well, you could say "Number Two is Number One" .... Ohiogal Jul 2018 #1

Kinda like kissing your sister/brother! Floyd R. Turbo Jul 2018 #3

I never had a sister, but my brother is definitely off the list. I did have a cute dacshund once. dameatball Jul 2018 #4

Per Santorum, that's legal now too. mahatmakanejeeves Jul 2018 #12

Yikes!!! dameatball Jul 2018 #14

Number 2 is the Number 1 you need. Solly Mack Jul 2018 #2

Getting all Obi-Wan on me! Floyd R. Turbo Jul 2018 #5

Nah. Tidy Bowl Man wisdom. Solly Mack Jul 2018 #8

Oh crap! Floyd R. Turbo Jul 2018 #9

ah oh ee ooo jpak Jul 2018 #6

Thank you for posting this - made me smile. Pendrench Jul 2018 #11

You beat me to it. Tikki Jul 2018 #13

Personally, I was always a fan of 6H pencils marylandblue Jul 2018 #7

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil. Cirque du So-What Jul 2018 #10

Leaves too dark of a mark for normal writing Recursion Jul 2018 #15

Who does Number 2 work for? smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #16

One is the loneliest number. Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #17

Ohiogal

(31,979 posts)

1. Well, you could say "Number Two is Number One" ....

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Jul 24, 2018, 06:34 PM

Jul 2018

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts)

3. Kinda like kissing your sister/brother!

Reply to Ohiogal (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 24, 2018, 06:45 PM

Jul 2018

dameatball

(7,396 posts)

4. I never had a sister, but my brother is definitely off the list. I did have a cute dacshund once.

Reply to Ohiogal (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 24, 2018, 06:53 PM

Jul 2018

We were just friends.

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,393 posts)

12. Per Santorum, that's legal now too.

Reply to dameatball (Reply #4)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 01:07 PM

Jul 2018

To refresh your memory:

Santorum

dameatball

(7,396 posts)

14. Yikes!!!

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Reply #12)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 05:20 PM

Jul 2018

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)

2. Number 2 is the Number 1 you need.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Jul 24, 2018, 06:44 PM

Jul 2018

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts)

5. Getting all Obi-Wan on me!

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #2)

Tue Jul 24, 2018, 06:55 PM

Jul 2018

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)

8. Nah. Tidy Bowl Man wisdom.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #5)

Tue Jul 24, 2018, 06:58 PM

Jul 2018

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts)

9. Oh crap!

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #8)

Tue Jul 24, 2018, 06:59 PM

Jul 2018

jpak

(41,757 posts)

6. ah oh ee ooo

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Jul 24, 2018, 06:58 PM

Jul 2018

Pendrench

(1,356 posts)

11. Thank you for posting this - made me smile.

Reply to jpak (Reply #6)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 11:42 AM

Jul 2018

Tikki

(14,557 posts)

13. You beat me to it.

Reply to jpak (Reply #6)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 01:13 PM

Jul 2018

Such a great song. Such an amazing singer.
Wish Lene and Nina Hagen would tour together again someday here in the U.S.

Tikki

marylandblue

(12,344 posts)

7. Personally, I was always a fan of 6H pencils

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Jul 24, 2018, 06:58 PM

Jul 2018

Cirque du So-What

(25,928 posts)

10. Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Jul 24, 2018, 07:03 PM

Jul 2018

A #2 pencil

Recursion

(56,582 posts)

15. Leaves too dark of a mark for normal writing

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 06:26 PM

Jul 2018

#1's are popular with editors though. Three through five are popular with draftspeople.

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

16. Who does Number 2 work for?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 09:47 PM

Jul 2018

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Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

17. One is the loneliest number.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Jul 27, 2018, 02:17 AM

Jul 2018

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know

'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two

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