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Aristus

(66,096 posts)
Fri Jul 27, 2018, 12:53 PM Jul 2018

Just had a patient with an elaborate, curlicued, Western-style handlebar moustache.

And he was wearing a t-shirt with a similar moustache depicted on it, along with the phrase: "FREE RIDES".

Tell me, are there any women out there who would take a guy up on such an offer?

I'm thinking no...

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Just had a patient with an elaborate, curlicued, Western-style handlebar moustache. (Original Post) Aristus Jul 2018 OP
... In_The_Wind Jul 2018 #1
Did it say that it was females? Maybe he gets lots of accepts. braddy Jul 2018 #2
Even if 99.999% won't that still leaves enough to keep him busy. n/t PoliticAverse Jul 2018 #3
I don't know, but you might suggest that he try hanging out in the "anal bleach" aisle at Walmart. sl8 Jul 2018 #4
I'm resigned to just hoping politicians act better. yallerdawg Jul 2018 #5
This thread is meaningless without photos. fleur-de-lisa Jul 2018 #6

sl8

(13,584 posts)
4. I don't know, but you might suggest that he try hanging out in the "anal bleach" aisle at Walmart.
Fri Jul 27, 2018, 01:04 PM
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