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Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:16 AM

Men, don't leave a mess while urinating as a guest in someone's home.

Use this position to avoid dribbling on the rim.

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Reply Men, don't leave a mess while urinating as a guest in someone's home. (Original post)
LuckyCharms Jul 2018 OP
democratisphere Jul 2018 #1
LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #6
Lochloosa Jul 2018 #2
LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #4
Lochloosa Jul 2018 #25
brush Jul 2018 #26
sl8 Jul 2018 #23
Kahuna7 Jul 2018 #29
LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #37
SkyDancer Jul 2018 #3
LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #5
Xipe Totec Jul 2018 #7
LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #8
2naSalit Jul 2018 #9
rusty quoin Jul 2018 #10
brush Jul 2018 #27
LittleGirl Jul 2018 #11
Victor_c3 Jul 2018 #12
Duppers Jul 2018 #17
LittleGirl Jul 2018 #19
Duppers Jul 2018 #21
Duppers Jul 2018 #14
LittleGirl Jul 2018 #18
Duppers Jul 2018 #20
keithbvadu2 Jul 2018 #13
left-of-center2012 Jul 2018 #15
braddy Jul 2018 #16
NightWatcher Jul 2018 #22
Danascot Jul 2018 #24
Solly Mack Jul 2018 #28
LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #32
Solly Mack Jul 2018 #33
LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #34
Solly Mack Jul 2018 #35
Kaleva Jul 2018 #30
LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #31
Kaleva Jul 2018 #36
LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #38
Kaleva Jul 2018 #39
LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #40
In_The_Wind Jul 2018 #41
True Dough Jul 2018 #42
sl8 Jul 2018 #43
sl8 Jul 2018 #44

Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:23 AM

1. Looks difficult if you have a sciatic nerve problem.

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Response to democratisphere (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:42 AM

6. This is why you never...

should go to someone's home without first taking some pain pills.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:33 AM

2. But what about....you know, number 2....

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Response to Lochloosa (Reply #2)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:37 AM

4. Stand naked, with the FRONT of your legs against...

the front of the toilet. In other words, you are facing the toilet with your shins touching the toilet bowl. Take a deep breath and hold it, while thrusting your hips toward the toilet. This will cause your ass cheeks to squeeze together. Then, poop.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #4)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 11:53 AM

25. Didn't work. My wife is still pissed.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #4)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 12:00 PM

26. Hahahahahahahaha!

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Response to Lochloosa (Reply #2)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 10:23 AM

23. Sit facing the shelf with your comic book and chocolate milk.

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Response to sl8 (Reply #23)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 01:35 PM

29. Thanks for the laugh. nt

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Response to sl8 (Reply #23)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:55 PM

37. LMAO

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:36 AM

3. It's 430am and I just spit my coffee out

 

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Response to SkyDancer (Reply #3)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:38 AM

5. LOL

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 07:06 AM

7. I'm more of a Rodin kind of guy, but with a twist


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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 07:56 AM

8. I always go outside and piss on their garden.

I won't tell you where I go for bowel movements.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 08:12 AM

9. I hesitated to comment

but you've made it to the homepage!! With 8 comments!

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 08:14 AM

10. I'd be afraid my big old dick would get lost in the plumbing...or at least touch the water.

 

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Response to rusty quoin (Reply #10)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 12:03 PM

27. That reminds me of the old joke of two guys at urinals and one says...

"That water's cold."

The other one says: "Yeah, and it's deep too."

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 08:18 AM

11. sit down like all proper

European men!

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Response to LittleGirl (Reply #11)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 08:40 AM

12. No sitzpinkler!



If only we could stand up and poop like men...

https://m.

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Response to Victor_c3 (Reply #12)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:39 AM

17. OMG!! That...that video. 😂

And OMG!! I just now looked up that word!! And found...
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30937492

Seriously?!! I thought Germans had a rep for being "clean."

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Response to Duppers (Reply #17)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:54 AM

19. They do! Germans have the cleanest country

along with the Swiss. (I know, I live in Switzerland right now).

That video is disgusting. It's not even funny and kinda turned my stomach. ick.

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Response to LittleGirl (Reply #19)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:59 AM

21. Yup, but that video makes the point,

does it not?

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Response to LittleGirl (Reply #11)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:27 AM

14. What do most men have against that?

It's a rule in my house.

My motivation? A history of an abusive and hygienically nasty father and my need to never be reminded of him. Don't urinate on a commode seat or in the floor in my home. Won't accept it from my sweet critters, why accept it from a male human?

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Response to Duppers (Reply #14)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:52 AM

18. thank you!

My spouse is from the UK. He was taught to sit and I appreciate that so much.

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Response to LittleGirl (Reply #18)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:55 AM

20. You're most welcome.

DH and I spent 3 yrs in Cambridge.

Cheers!

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 08:55 AM

13. Follow instructions

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:31 AM

15. Pee like Superman ?

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:35 AM

16. Just install urinals as Cornell U. recommended 50 years ago, it is better for the environment, can

 

be water less, and is needed for modernity.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 10:15 AM

22. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

My grandmother would embroider anything anytime anywhere.

This was in her old bathroom.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 11:06 AM

24. In his later years

my M-I-L's husband had dementia, severe Parkinsons and refused to sit.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 12:56 PM

28. So he likes to play Superman on the john. Big deal.

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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #28)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:45 PM

32. Solly, I think we all like to play superman on the John.

Know what I mean?

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #32)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:46 PM

33. Not me. I'm Wonder Woman!

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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #33)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:47 PM

34. Oh Jeez, LOL. So sorry!

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #34)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:49 PM

35. How could you know? My toilet is invisible.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:41 PM

30. Just piss in the sink

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Response to Kaleva (Reply #30)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:43 PM

31. Easy for you to say.

I can't reach it without standing on a few books.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #31)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:53 PM

36. Use the drinking cup or toothbrush cup

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Response to Kaleva (Reply #36)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:55 PM

38. To stand on?

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 03:48 PM

39. What is bound to happen if your companion flushes the loo while u are in this position?

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Response to Kaleva (Reply #39)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 03:57 PM

40. There's going to be a bad argument.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 05:14 PM

41. Just: sit-to-pee.

no splash

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:52 PM

42. Here's a variation for the public washroom

I'd advise that you wear a rubber glove on the hand touching the floor though!


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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Jul 29, 2018, 12:23 PM

43. This method is fine to use at home, though, right?

v

From https://m.

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