Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:16 AM
LuckyCharms (12,518 posts)
Men, don't leave a mess while urinating as a guest in someone's home.
Use this position to avoid dribbling on the rim.
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44 replies, 6343 views
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Author | Time | Post |
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LuckyCharms | Jul 2018 | OP |
democratisphere | Jul 2018 | #1 | |
LuckyCharms | Jul 2018 | #6 | |
Lochloosa | Jul 2018 | #2 | |
LuckyCharms | Jul 2018 | #4 | |
Lochloosa | Jul 2018 | #25 | |
brush | Jul 2018 | #26 | |
sl8 | Jul 2018 | #23 | |
Kahuna7 | Jul 2018 | #29 | |
LuckyCharms | Jul 2018 | #37 | |
SkyDancer | Jul 2018 | #3 | |
LuckyCharms | Jul 2018 | #5 | |
Xipe Totec | Jul 2018 | #7 | |
LastLiberal in PalmSprings | Jul 2018 | #8 | |
2naSalit | Jul 2018 | #9 | |
rusty quoin | Jul 2018 | #10 | |
brush | Jul 2018 | #27 | |
LittleGirl | Jul 2018 | #11 | |
Victor_c3 | Jul 2018 | #12 | |
Duppers | Jul 2018 | #17 | |
LittleGirl | Jul 2018 | #19 | |
Duppers | Jul 2018 | #21 | |
Duppers | Jul 2018 | #14 | |
LittleGirl | Jul 2018 | #18 | |
Duppers | Jul 2018 | #20 | |
keithbvadu2 | Jul 2018 | #13 | |
left-of-center2012 | Jul 2018 | #15 | |
braddy | Jul 2018 | #16 | |
NightWatcher | Jul 2018 | #22 | |
Danascot | Jul 2018 | #24 | |
Solly Mack | Jul 2018 | #28 | |
LuckyCharms | Jul 2018 | #32 | |
Solly Mack | Jul 2018 | #33 | |
LuckyCharms | Jul 2018 | #34 | |
Solly Mack | Jul 2018 | #35 | |
Kaleva | Jul 2018 | #30 | |
LuckyCharms | Jul 2018 | #31 | |
Kaleva | Jul 2018 | #36 | |
LuckyCharms | Jul 2018 | #38 | |
Kaleva | Jul 2018 | #39 | |
LuckyCharms | Jul 2018 | #40 | |
In_The_Wind | Jul 2018 | #41 | |
True Dough | Jul 2018 | #42 | |
sl8 | Jul 2018 | #43 | |
sl8 | Jul 2018 | #44 |
Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:23 AM
democratisphere (17,235 posts)
1. Looks difficult if you have a sciatic nerve problem.
Response to democratisphere (Reply #1)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:42 AM
LuckyCharms (12,518 posts)
6. This is why you never...
should go to someone's home without first taking some pain pills.
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:33 AM
Lochloosa (14,991 posts)
2. But what about....you know, number 2....
Response to Lochloosa (Reply #2)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:37 AM
LuckyCharms (12,518 posts)
4. Stand naked, with the FRONT of your legs against...
the front of the toilet. In other words, you are facing the toilet with your shins touching the toilet bowl. Take a deep breath and hold it, while thrusting your hips toward the toilet. This will cause your ass cheeks to squeeze together. Then, poop.
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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #4)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 11:53 AM
Lochloosa (14,991 posts)
25. Didn't work. My wife is still pissed.
Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #4)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 12:00 PM
brush (42,120 posts)
26. Hahahahahahahaha!
Response to Lochloosa (Reply #2)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 10:23 AM
sl8 (9,505 posts)
23. Sit facing the shelf with your comic book and chocolate milk.
Response to sl8 (Reply #23)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 01:35 PM
Kahuna7 (2,531 posts)
29. Thanks for the laugh. nt
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 06:36 AM
SkyDancer (561 posts)
3. It's 430am and I just spit my coffee out
Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 07:06 AM
Xipe Totec (43,536 posts)
7. I'm more of a Rodin kind of guy, but with a twist
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 07:56 AM
LastLiberal in PalmSprings (12,124 posts)
8. I always go outside and piss on their garden.
I won't tell you where I go for bowel movements.
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 08:12 AM
2naSalit (59,761 posts)
9. I hesitated to comment
but you've made it to the homepage!! With 8 comments!
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 08:14 AM
rusty quoin (6,133 posts)
10. I'd be afraid my big old dick would get lost in the plumbing...or at least touch the water.
Response to rusty quoin (Reply #10)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 12:03 PM
brush (42,120 posts)
27. That reminds me of the old joke of two guys at urinals and one says...
"That water's cold."
The other one says: "Yeah, and it's deep too." |
Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 08:18 AM
LittleGirl (7,219 posts)
11. sit down like all proper
European men!
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Response to LittleGirl (Reply #11)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 08:40 AM
Victor_c3 (3,118 posts)
12. No sitzpinkler!
Response to Victor_c3 (Reply #12)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:39 AM
Duppers (24,493 posts)
17. OMG!! That...that video. 😂
And OMG!! I just now looked up that word!! And found...
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30937492 Seriously?!! I thought Germans had a rep for being "clean." |
Response to Duppers (Reply #17)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:54 AM
LittleGirl (7,219 posts)
19. They do! Germans have the cleanest country
along with the Swiss. (I know, I live in Switzerland right now).
That video is disgusting. It's not even funny and kinda turned my stomach. ick. |
Response to LittleGirl (Reply #19)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:59 AM
Duppers (24,493 posts)
21. Yup, but that video makes the point,
does it not?
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Response to LittleGirl (Reply #11)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:27 AM
Duppers (24,493 posts)
14. What do most men have against that?
It's a rule in my house.
My motivation? A history of an abusive and hygienically nasty father and my need to never be reminded of him. Don't urinate on a commode seat or in the floor in my home. Won't accept it from my sweet critters, why accept it from a male human? |
Response to Duppers (Reply #14)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:52 AM
LittleGirl (7,219 posts)
18. thank you!
My spouse is from the UK. He was taught to sit and I appreciate that so much.
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Response to LittleGirl (Reply #18)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:55 AM
Duppers (24,493 posts)
20. You're most welcome.
DH and I spent 3 yrs in Cambridge.
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 08:55 AM
keithbvadu2 (26,749 posts)
13. Follow instructions
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:31 AM
left-of-center2012 (34,150 posts)
15. Pee like Superman ?
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:35 AM
braddy (3,585 posts)
16. Just install urinals as Cornell U. recommended 50 years ago, it is better for the environment, can
be water less, and is needed for modernity.
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 10:15 AM
NightWatcher (39,331 posts)
22. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.
My grandmother would embroider anything anytime anywhere.
This was in her old bathroom. |
Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 11:06 AM
Danascot (4,054 posts)
24. In his later years
my M-I-L's husband had dementia, severe Parkinsons and refused to sit.
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 12:56 PM
Solly Mack (86,761 posts)
28. So he likes to play Superman on the john. Big deal.
Response to Solly Mack (Reply #28)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:45 PM
LuckyCharms (12,518 posts)
32. Solly, I think we all like to play superman on the John.
Know what I mean?
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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #32)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:46 PM
Solly Mack (86,761 posts)
33. Not me. I'm Wonder Woman!
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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #33)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:47 PM
LuckyCharms (12,518 posts)
34. Oh Jeez, LOL. So sorry!
Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #34)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:49 PM
Solly Mack (86,761 posts)
35. How could you know? My toilet is invisible.
Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:41 PM
Kaleva (30,606 posts)
30. Just piss in the sink
Response to Kaleva (Reply #30)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:43 PM
LuckyCharms (12,518 posts)
31. Easy for you to say.
I can't reach it without standing on a few books.
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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #31)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:53 PM
Kaleva (30,606 posts)
36. Use the drinking cup or toothbrush cup
Response to Kaleva (Reply #36)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 02:55 PM
LuckyCharms (12,518 posts)
38. To stand on?
Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 03:48 PM
Kaleva (30,606 posts)
39. What is bound to happen if your companion flushes the loo while u are in this position?
Response to Kaleva (Reply #39)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 03:57 PM
LuckyCharms (12,518 posts)
40. There's going to be a bad argument.
Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 05:14 PM
In_The_Wind (72,287 posts)
41. Just: sit-to-pee.
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sat Jul 28, 2018, 09:52 PM
True Dough (13,897 posts)
42. Here's a variation for the public washroom
I'd advise that you wear a rubber glove on the hand touching the floor though!
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
Sun Jul 29, 2018, 12:23 PM
sl8 (9,505 posts)
43. This method is fine to use at home, though, right?
Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)
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