And you thought you had a bad day

[left-of-center2012]

A man consumed psychedelic mushrooms and started “chanting in an unknown language” while dancing naked around a fire he had set in the front yard of his Cape Coral, Fla., home at 1:30 in the morning.

The cops came and took him away.

https://tinyurl.com/yawryhxs

[Shrike47]

1. Florida Man. Par for the course.

[Hoyt]

2. Before I die, I want some of those mushrooms.

[onethatcares]

3. come on down and

walk the cow pastures.

[left-of-center2012]

4. They taste like dry straw.

Memories from the 1970's.

[PJMcK]

6. We used to make orange smoothies...

... with the 'shrooms blended in. Delicious and enlightening, all at once!

[left-of-center2012]

7. Speaking of oranges ...

My wife and I were living in San Diego in the ‘70s when friends from L.A. visited.
It was the first time I encountered ‘shrooms.

We went to the grocery where I saw a display of oranges with a mirror behind them reflecting the oranges.

I was amazed and said something like ‘WOW! How’d they do that?”

One of the guys from L.A. took me by the arm and said “Let’s wait outside.”

[rurallib]

5. Party of one wants a seat by the fire