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Mon Jul 30, 2018, 10:21 PM

The hardest thing about driving 150mph is keeping the martini in the glass...

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Reply The hardest thing about driving 150mph is keeping the martini in the glass... (Original post)
MrScorpio Jul 2018 OP
Glamrock Jul 2018 #1
mokawanis Jul 2018 #2
Historic NY Jul 2018 #3
Crutchez_CuiBono Jul 2018 #4
MrScorpio Jul 2018 #5
struggle4progress Aug 2018 #6
Wolf Frankula Aug 2018 #7
JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2018 #8

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2018, 10:34 PM

1. That and keeping one eye on the road

And one eye on the rear view for da fuzz!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2018, 10:34 PM

2. Hold the martini with both hands

and steer with your knees. Works great, until it doesn't.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2018, 10:46 PM

4. Vodka or Gin?

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Response to Crutchez_CuiBono (Reply #4)

Tue Jul 31, 2018, 12:01 AM

5. Vodka...

Shaken, not stirred.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Aug 1, 2018, 12:13 AM

6. "We just gotta get to New Orleans before that great drive-thru daiquiri place closes!"

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Wed Aug 1, 2018, 08:08 AM

7. That's why you shouldn't drink and drive

You could hit a bump and spill it.

zorch

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Reply #7)

Wed Aug 1, 2018, 09:25 AM

8. Or you might laugh at a DU post and get martini all over the dash and windshield.

Try explaining that at the car detailing shop. Unless you clean it up yourself. No, take it to the shop.

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