FRIDAY jokes for old ladies

[FakeNoose]

Hi friends! From time to time my dear friend (an older woman) sends me her forwarded emails just like you get from your mom or your grandma. Once in awhile her jokes are good enough to share with you.

I haven't posted anything for a couple of months, but today I got some pretty good ones:




















































Happy Friday everyone! Have a great weekend!

[Ohiogal]

1. Thanks for the laughs!

Always need a laugh!

[Sanity Claws]

2. I laughed at several of them

Yes, they were worth sending and posting.

[niyad]

3. my deepest thanks!! after some of the stuff I have read--this is a most welcome respite

[lunasun]

4. ++Happy Friday Noose

[KT2000]

5. when discussing new obstacles

and various aches and pains, my friends and I use a shorthand - OLS! Old lady shit.
Thanks for these good laughs.

[Lonestarblue]

20. Friends and I have another one.

We suffer from CRS—can’t remember shit.

[KT2000]

23. I'm going to use that one!

we have hilarious conversations - remember that movie that had that really cute guy - you know, he has blond hair.

[Cheviteau]

28. Some Of Us Suffer From Craft

Can't Remember A F...ing Thing.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Monday Lisa!

[nocoincidences]

7. OK, these are great!

You chose well!!

Now,

more. Please.

[underpants]

8. Bookmarking

Great ones!

[Fritz Walter]

9. TGIF

And thank you for the laughs!

[murielm99]

10. Hey, this was good!

It could become a regular feature.

Thanks.

[Laf.La.Dem.]

11. + + Thank you for posting!!

[spicysista]

12. Thank You!

These were meant to be shared. I'm passing all of them to my mom and grandmother. They need a good laugh, right now. Thank you, FakeNoose.

Here's one for you:

[ChiTownDenny]

13. These are great!

Thanks for posting.

[sprinkleeninow]

14. These are most welcomed and a hoot to boot! T.Y. Sending to hub and kiddos at his place. eom

[gademocrat7]

15. These are great.

Thanks for sharing.

[Soxfan58]

16. Thank you

[Hekate]

17. Thanks for the laugh! I needed that!

[mfcorey1]

18. The gas tank being filled left me screaming!!!

[Kind of Blue]

19. Really Good! Thanks!

[geardaddy]

21. These are awesome. Thanks!

[Raven123]

22. Happy hour!

[smirkymonkey]

24. Thanks for posting. They made me chuckle but also made me a little sad. My dear uncle

used to send me things like this all the time until he passed away last Thanksgiving. A lot of them were corny, but also cute and funny. I miss him and how he made me smile with his silly jokes.

[cp]

25. Thank you

Very funny!

[Leghorn21]

26. Absolutely delightful and much-needed smiles, Noose!

Thanks for the effort you took to post all these!!

[red dog 1]

27. K&R...Thanks for posting

Hilarious!

[FailureToCommunicate]

29. Nice! Thanks !

[LakeArenal]

30. With old age, you enter the Wonder Years

I wonder where I put my keys
I wonder why I came in the kitchen
I wonder where my tri-focals are.
I wonder if it’s Tuesday

[montana_hazeleyes]

32. Yes! LOL. I go in the kitchen and think "Why did I come in here".

Then I have to walk back out and go back in to (sometimes) remember.

[Xipe Totec]

31. I'm not bald; this is a reverse mohawk nt

[burrowowl]

33. Great ones!

[Fla Dem]

34. These are great! Well done to your friend!! nt

[DashOneBravo]

35. Thank you

There are too many to decide

[Nitram]

36. Thanks! These are fun.

[mysteryowl]

37. Wow, some of these are really good.

I especially liked, 'son and dad' and 'telling twins apart'. Both are really creative.


Thanks for the fun.

[2naSalit]

38. That took a while to get through all of those

I had to be able to open my eyes and breathe after each one! Those are funny!

[lillypaddle]

39. Love these!

Thanks for sharing!

[dottie66]

40. Thank you just what I needed today

[3catwoman3]

41. Thoroughly enjoyable.

The kitten clinging upside down really made me giggle. We cannot keep toilet paper on the holders because one of our 3 cats has a master's degree in TP shredding.

Also loved the caber toss pic, and the squirrel inside the bird feeder.

[zanana1]

42. The sweet, innocent looking little kid..

The one who gets "poked" at weddings! I thought that was hilarious. (And I'm old).