Does anyone know the shelf life of Bud Light?

[jmowreader]

Anheuser-Busch has come upon a fun marketing scheme: They installed "Victory Fridges" full of Bud Light in bars across Cleveland. The fridges will remain locked until the Browns win their first game, and then the contents are free to all comers.

https://www.businessinsider.com/bud-light-cleveland-browns-victory-fridges-2018-8?utm_source=quora&utm_medium=referral

Just for reference, the last time the Browns won a football game was December 24, 2016.

[TygrBright]

1. I believe bear whiz has a half-life of 526.7 years. n/t

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. Negative one day. Putrid immediately on manufacture.

There are so many real beers out there.

Life is too short for Lowest Common Denominator Beer.

[jberryhill]

3. Indefinite

As long as it is not opened, it will last on the shelf forever.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. More than a Twinkie less than Keith Richards!

[Hoyt]

5. LOL, it doesn't taste very good even when fresh. It'll be as crummy in 2025.

[CanonRay]

6. It's not really beer, so it can't spoil.

[zipplewrath]

7. Refrigeration helps

That's why their doing it. Otherwise it is measured in weeks. Knew a beer truck delivery guy years ago. Found out that places that move beer quickly get the "oldest" beer. They pull it (and replace it) from the shelves of small places with slow business and move it to the places that move alot of beer. They don't want beer sitting warm on a shelf for weeks on end. I think it was Budweiser that started doing the "born on" schtick as a sale gimmick. They were usually less than about 2 weeks "old".

[CentralMass]

8. It depends on what they are feeding the weasels.

[stopbush]

9. Depends if you plan on drinking it or using it to strip paint from the walls.

[NRaleighLiberal]

10. Infinite. It should never leave the shelf.

[Mosby]

11. 3 months.

[Aristus]

12. Why should shelf-life matter?

Bud Lite is such a shitty beer, it's already essentially undrinkable...

[Mosby]

15. you ever had bud light chelada?

It's pretty good. A little like a bloody Mary but with beer.

[JonLP24]

18. That is the nastiest beer I ever had.next to Rainier beer or Natural Ice

[jmowreader]

19. That would be passable if it was tomato juice, not Clamato

My brother-in-law loves red beer - which has tomato juice in it. He bought a can of Chelada and got about one sip into it.

[edbermac]

13. Bud Light SUCKS!!!!

BL is to beer like Olive Garden is to Italian cuisine.

[Snellius]

20. Good analogy. Any light beer is not really beer. Just water with alcohol and flavoring.

If someone's so concerned about getting fat then just chug a few less. Good beer is to be savored. There are cheaper and quicker ways than beer light to get drunk.

[Flaleftist]

14. Day 1 or 5 years later, it still tastes like piss. nt

[smirkymonkey]

16. What does Bud Light and having sex in a canoe have in common?

Answer: They are both fucking close to water.

[JonLP24]

17. Should be easier

Jabrill Peppers, David Njoku, and Myles Garrett are more experienced plus they added a veteran starting QB as well as a 1st overall pick as backup. Plus they traded for Jarvis Landry. Josh Gordon may be back this season and they may add Dez Bryant. Gregg Williams joined as D Coordinator and added Denzel Ward who played under the same system as Marshon Lattimore including playing opposite of him as well as the same number of snaps.

[Flaleftist]

21. They may plan on rotating the stock every so often.

Perhaps once a month they will empty the 'victory fridge' into the bar's regular inventory and restock it with new beer.

[pintobean]

22. Congrats

on flushing out the beer snobs.