What's the difference between the Trump White House and a porcupine?

[red dog 1]

With a porcupine, all the pricks are on the outside!

[DUgosh]

1. A porcupine doesn't compare his quills

With other porcupine

[red dog 1]

3. Good point!

And a porcupine doesn't lie about the size of it's quills

[lastlib]

2. you could kiss a porcupine (if you know how to do it.....)

But the tRumpski-Kremlin-West would be too deadly.

[bif]

4. The original joke was, "What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine. Works better.

[red dog 1]

5. How about, "What's the difference between a Hummer and a porcupine?"

I think more assholes drive Hummers than BMWs these days.

[Harker]

6. There are no spines in the WH. n/t