Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

MrScorpio

(73,630 posts)
Sun Sep 9, 2018, 11:12 AM Sep 2018

Two guys from Michigan die and go to hell.

They don't mind it too much — it's a nice change of pace from the winter weather they were experiencing at the time. The Devil, bothered by their jubilance, decides to turn the heat up. It doesn't work; they're still enjoying their barbecue.

The Devil keeps turning the heat up, but they keep having fun. So finally, he decides to turn it down to subzero. When he checks on the Michiganders, they are leaping with excitement.

"Hell froze over," they say. "The Lions finally won the Super Bowl!"

3 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
Two guys from Michigan die and go to hell. (Original Post) MrScorpio Sep 2018 OP
I thought the punchline was going to be about having to play the Buckeyes underpants Sep 2018 #1
My thought too! "Hell froze over! Michigan beat the Buckeyes!" Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2018 #3
Bad Srkdqltr Sep 2018 #2
Latest Discussions»The DU Lounge»Two guys from Michigan di...