"I Used To Love A Gynecologist [CC]" Sandy and Richard Riccardi-- DEFINITELY NSFW!!!!!!!

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Sandy and Richard Riccardi
Published on Sep 25, 2016
A Filthy Original Song by Sandy and Richard Riccardi
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Lyrics below: I used to love a gynecologist,
I used to think he was a doll.
It turns out he was a misogynist,
He said, You’ve seen one, you’ve seen ‘em all.

I used to love a rich optometrist,
But every time we were in bed,
He’d say, What do you like better, one or two? One or two?
It drove me off my blinkin’ head!

The lawyer was smart and handsome,
A stickler for detail.
He made me sign on the dotted line,
In the event his equipment should fail.

I used to love a family dentist,
But he had such an irritating trait.
While making amor, he’d shout, It’s a three! It’s a four!
Now a seven, now, oh god, an eight!

The philosopher only thought about doing it,
The mortician kept saying, Hold still.
The landscaper tried hard to mow my front yard,
The cable guy came late, then sent me a bill!

Then on a pianist I did settle,
He got the fingering just right.
He knew the purpose of the middle pedal,
And keeps me singing all night!

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1. Well, then: My (original)

If I were a louse in your shag
My soul would ease and expand.
Gently would I nibble and nip,
Sweetly would I tipple and sip.
My soul would ease and expand,
If I were a louse in your shag!1

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2. Then there's this by spouses John Prine, Iris Dement

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3. That was very good and funny. nt