One really good thing about being old, if you're a man.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Not a damn thing!

[Iggo]

1. Beats the alternative.

Other than that, it mostly just hurts.

[TreasonousBastard]

8. Doesn't beat it by much. If I died 40 years ago...

that's 40 years less shit I'd had to put up with.

And when I do go, all the good things go, too.

[angstlessk]

2. Well, most do get better looking...the good ones, anyway:-)

[Brainstormy]

3. I adore old men!

They're calmer, gentler, wiser, kinder than young ones. But then, I'm an old woman. What would I know?

[RainCaster]

5. Thanks, but please don't compare me to those in the GOP

They are an example of the worst of our kind.

[Brainstormy]

12. Didn't mean to!

just a general observation

[Ohiogal]

4. I swim a couple times a week at our community pool

and I can't help but notice that the arthritis class over on the other side is about 75% older ladies and 25% older men. Those guys have it made! They get lots of attention from the ladies!

[Iggo]

9. I walk and I walk and I walk and I walk.

My doctor says "You want to be a skinny old man, not a fat old man."

[NNadir]

6. I don't know. To me the value of being an old man is that everything seems more wonderful.

Facing the end of one's life can really make one appreciate the wonder of being alive.

[raccoon]

11. True. Realizing that your time left is limited. Nt

[stopbush]

7. Things they tell men when they hit 60:

Be sure to drink plenty of liquids, more than you used to. Staying hydrated is important.

Excessive urination may be a sign of a serious medical problem.

[Dr Hobbitstein]

10. .

[kwassa]

13. Beer! I like beer! I drink beer! Do you drink beer?

[Major Nikon]

14. Senior discount at Lubys