Want some candy?

[TomSlick]

We ALWAYS have a steady stream of kids on Halloween. I LOVE Halloween and pass out candy by the handful. As a result, we are on everyone's "must go there list," so it takes a lot of candy.

Tonight, it started pouring rain just at dark - no kids. We have LOTS of candy. The Google machine assures me it won't keep for a year.

The problem is that it's all candy I like. (Then again, I don't know of much candy I don't like.) If we can't shift this stuff, I'll eat it and die. I'll die happy but I'll still be dead.

[Marie Marie]

1. Hand over the Reeses PB cups and no one will get hurt.

[TomSlick]

2. My mother already has dibs on the PB cups.

Although she needs the candy even less than I. How about some "fun size" M&Ms?

[Marie Marie]

5. With all due respect to your mother, I'll take her down too.

All is fair in love, war and chocolate. I may back off for some PB Snickers.

[TomSlick]

9. She's a tough old girl.

You show up and I'll get more.

[Marie Marie]

10. Knock knock... Guess who?

[alittlelark]

3. Any Milky Way midnights? I'll take em all !!

[TomSlick]

4. It would be an awful drive from New Mexico to SW Arkansas,

but if you hurry, there might be some left.

[Doreen]

6. You can give it to me or

You can give it to a food bank.

[sinkingfeeling]

7. Rained all evening in Fayetteville too. Had a handful of cute,

little kids, but a couple of dozen teenage to adult trick or treaters. Lots of candy left over.

[IrishEyes]

8. I always like to go to work the day after halloween.

It seems that everybody in my office would buy too much candy. They would bring in the left over candy and leave it in the lunch room.

[eppur_se_muova]

11. One word: freezer. nt

[TomSlick]

12. Too logical.

Besides which, stuff put in the freezer gets forgotten for years - and that just be wrong.