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Thu Nov 1, 2018, 03:15 PM

A man noticed a farmer lifting a very heavy pig

up to a apple tree so it could munch on some fruit. The observer remarked, "hey wouldn't be easier to put the pig on the ground and just shake some apples loose so the pig could eat off the ground. Seems like it would be more convenient and efficient.

The farmer replied, "I don't think the pig cares about time."

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kairos12 Nov 2018 OP
gratuitous Nov 2018 #1
Kurt V. Nov 2018 #2

Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2018, 04:36 PM

1. Then the stranger noticed the pig was missing a leg

The farmer said, "Yup, he's a great pig even without the leg. One night, the house caught fire in a back room, and Snuffy here ran into the house, woke everybody up, and we were able to put the fire out before it got out of hand. In fact, the fire department even awarded him a Hero medal. Newspaper write-up and everything."

Is that where he lost the leg, then?

"Huh? Oh no. But Snuffy's a very special pig, and a special pig like that? Well, you don't eat him all at once."

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Thu Nov 1, 2018, 04:41 PM

2. this must be true.

I've never seen a pig with a wrist watch.

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