If your dog understood you, what would you tell them? 💙

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If you had a minute to say anything to your dog, what would it be?
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12:58 PM - Nov 11, 2018

[FM123]

1. I will love you forever! Being your dog mom was one of the best things that ever happened to me!

[Jeroen]

2. I would tell her to stop stealing my food

And stay out of the garbage bin!

[red dog 1]

3. I would tell her I loved her, but could she please not bark so much...at nothing?

[targetpractice]

4. Wow... I do this every so often....

Sometimes I look at my baby girl, Shiloh... And then, I launch into a monologue about how much I love her and how important she is to me... I think she gets it, but sometimes I think she's just anticipating a treat.

This video was a tear jerker for me.

[Phentex]

5. I tell my dogs I love them...

and I'm pretty sure they understand me.

Now what I WISH they'd understand is that when I go upstairs, I really am coming back down.

[Polly Hennessey]

6. I would tell her my love for her

is unconditional. Oh, heck, I’ll tell her anyway.

[Solly Mack]

7. I love you. Stop hogging the bed and the covers.

[TBA]

8. Brush your teeth.

[milestogo]

9. Those are not fancy indoor squirrels, they're cats.

No, you can't eat one.

[smirkymonkey]

10. Awww! So sweet!

Love you doggies!

[Niagara]

11. Most importantly... what your dog would say to you!

Enjoy!

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[Leith]

12. I Would Tell Them

That no matter what happens, I will never abandon them.

But, I'd really like the answers to some questions, like why they have to come into the bathroom with me every time.

[Yavin4]

13. "Cats are not scary"???

Cats' respond: "Don't listen to her. Be afraid. Be very afraid."

[LuckyCharms]

14. Stop barking at me whenever I walk into the garage.

I'm just walking into the garage.

That's all I'm doing.

Walking into the garage.

Stop barking at me like you are possessed when I walk into the garage.

[fNord]

15. He does....

The little bugger understands English better than I do.....until I want him to do something....but when me and my partner are having a chat, no matter how eloquent, he follows it completely. He doesn’t quite understand where the horses go when they run off screen during durbie day, though he will run outside to find them....and he doesn’t believe me when I tell him I can’t stop the rain, especially since I can fill his water bowl, his concept of English is staggering.

Go Marley! You kick ass

[MissMillie]

16. Two things:

We love you, feed you and keep you warm, but in return we really need you to

1) pee and poo outside; and

2) kill the mice in the house.

[Harker]

17. I'd tell Tosca that she is a dog who was named after a cat

that was named for a perfume, but that I always think of Puccini.