Early Christmas presents for our sons

[TEB]

I was at store and picked up two new potatoe peelers. They fell for it I said don’t open that bag because it is Christmas gifts for you two. Awwww come on dad mom will never know we won’t say a word, so I gave them the presents I said you want mashed potatoes no skins on them. It offends you both to have lumpy mashed potatoes and potatoe skins boiled well here you go you two will need these Thursday morning because your mom and grandma have five bags needs peeling. I hugged them both and said see fellas dad loves you both that it hurts.

[Glamrock]

1. You are a dichotomy made flesh, brother TEB.

An awful father at the same time an awesome father!

[TEB]

2. They never give you a manual

On raising kids once you leave the hospital

[Glamrock]

3. Sounds to me like you're doing a wonderful job.

The love you have for them kids is evident in every post about em. You should be proud of yourself. While I may bust your balls from time to time, I can tell you're a great dad. Those kids are lucky to have you brother.

[TEB]

4. I like bouncing them

They’re easy bro

[elleng]

5. YAAAY!!!

5 bags need peeling!!!

[TEB]

6. 24 people coming Ellen two turkey and a ham

[elleng]

9. WOW!

I know y'all will enjoy!

[Ohiogal]

7. Haha We did that a couple times

when Dad bought each of 'em a rake and said, here are your Christmas presents.

Wow, 5 bags of potatoes, they better get up at 6 am and start 'em early ...... lol

[TEB]

8. So far 24 folks coming

So better have plenty