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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsCake Wrecks.
One of my biggest ( admittedly waste of time) indulgences online is looking at baked goods fails.
"Bethany wanted to keep it simple, so she asked for a cake with just "Happy Birthday" on it - no name, no number.
...and she still got a big no-no."
NO SPRINKLES FOR YOU.
"...And underneath that, write 'We will miss you'. Got it?" ...............Nailed it.
Hello Inspiration!!!!!!
Hello reality
And the pièce de résistance
"I had a day job as an office manager for the Seattle office of an international firm. We found out that one of our employees was transferring to one of our offices in China. When one of our people would leave, we usually had a little wing-ding with drinks and cake on the departing employee's last Thursday in the office, so on Tuesday it fell to me to fax a cake order into our nearest Costco Bakery.
I should point out that on that day I had a headache so bad that it hurt to move my eyes. Ordering the cake was the last thing I did before I went home sick for the afternoon. As I filled out the order form, I realized that in addition to the personalized message ("Good Luck in China," in this case) we could also get a large decoration for no extra charge. I looked at the options and none of them were appropriate. They were all things like teddy bears, balloons, or race cars. Crap, in other words. I figured if none of them were appropriate, I might as well get something that made no sense whatsoever.
I put a check mark next to the word "Fireman."
The next morning (Wednesday), lying in bed just before getting up, my mind wandered over the previous day and all the things I had accomplished. My eyes snapped open as I thought, "What did I do!? Why did I order a fireman? That makes no sense!!! I'm going to look like an idiot!"
I went to work, intent on calling the Costco as soon as they opened and stopping the cake before it started. I still had a day before I was supposed to pick it up. I figured that should be plenty of time. After some effort, I got hold of the bakery manager, only to be told that the cake had already been made. It was too late. I figured I'd just have to stand up straight and take it like a man.
My wife and I went to Costco to pick up the cake. When I got to the bakery, this is what was waiting for me.
Source: http://www.cakewrecks.com/
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Cake Wrecks. (Original Post)
JHan
Nov 2018
OP
Coventina
(27,101 posts)1. These are really funny! Thanks!
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)2. It's been awhile since I visited that site.
I always wondered how anyone could make a decent design and not be aware of the wrong meaning in the message.