I repressed a terrifying childhood memory that I just remembered today.

[LuckyCharms]

I was jabbing things into my belly button for a few hours because... I don't know why. I think it felt good or something.

I dug out some unexpected deep belly button lint.

I didn't know what it was. I stared at it for a few seconds, and then started screaming because I convinced myself that I pulled out an abdominal organ. I was kind of young to know anatomy real well, but I knew there was a liver, stomach, kidneys. I was sure it was one of those, and that I would be dead in a few days.

My parents could not convince me otherwise.

Forgot about it. Until just now.

Now I'm anxious about what else I may have done as a kid.

[Glamrock]

1. You're a strange strange man Luck.

Don't you nevah change!

[Doodley]

2. You must have had an over-active lint gland. Removing that lint saved your life.

[Midnight Writer]

3. I don't poke at my belly button anymore since the eye grew in.

[Evergreen Emerald]

4. Don't go near the clothes dryer!

You guys are funny.