What does everyone want for Christmas?

[blur256]

Besides indictments. We all want that.

Trying to decide what to get wifey for Christmas. Already bought her a ukelele. But what else?

[gopiscrap]

1. trumps head on a platter

[blur256]

2. That too!

Wifey would love it

[gopiscrap]

3. you know you can buy a trump toilet scrub brush

[blur256]

4. Lol I did see that

Thinking about taking it to office white elephant gift trade

[trueblue2007]

60. and trump tiolet paper

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[empedocles]

83. My hero, Benjamin Franklin, promoted chamber pots with the image of the vile Lord Stormont in it.

Franklin in France, also successfully promoted the word 'Stormont' to substitute for the word - 'lie'.

[torius]

5. indictments

with bows, under the red trees...

[blur256]

6. Yep!

[RainCaster]

7. DFT in chains along with Pence & McConnell

[blur256]

8. That would be a GREAT Christmas

[smirkymonkey]

11. Yes!

[Corgigal]

9. Hubby got me a cool gift.

I can't wait.

Freddie Mercury 18in doll that is sound activated. Will put near our bed and will be sung to every night that we are the champions.

Cause, why not?

[blur256]

10. Lol love it!

[sakabatou]

12. A new phone and my girlfriend

[Talitha]

13. Eliminate greed, hunger, poverty and illness...

That'll do it for me.

[blur256]

34. Perfect!

[frogmarch]

14. How about a kalimba (thumb piano)

to go with the ukelele? I got mr. froggy one for Christmas to go with his.

[Kali]

24. Tucson local!

Mark Holdaway.

[blur256]

35. Well That is fun

[rurallib]

64. Oh - I can see someone getting that from me

Thanks

[frogmarch]

65. Fun!

I bought Mr. froggy's at Mark Holdaway's online kalimba store, Kalimba Magic. He's the person playing the kalimba in the video. I bought a Hugh Tracey Alto 15-note with built-in pickup for amplifier, which is what I think Mark Holdaway is playing in the video.

You can find less expensive kalimbas elsewhere online, but not all are of good quality and some even have sharp tines that hurt players' thumbs.

Mr. froggy is going to have lots of fun with his Christmas present, I think.

[rurallib]

66. Thanks for the extra info!

[IrishEyes]

15. Membership to a museum

My brother gave me a membership to a museum a few years ago. It was the best present. I went all the time. I like experiences as gifts like tickets to a show, a class in a new activity, tour of a historic place, restaurant gift card, boat ride around the city, winery tour etc.

[dawg day]

31. That IS a great gift.

I think I'll ask for that for Christmas. At our museum, even one visit is $18, believe it or not, so a membership would mean I could go more often.

[Ohiogal]

55. What a great idea!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. To spend Christmas all by myself at a resort somewhere.

[blur256]

36. Amen to That!

I have the in laws in town right now so I totally agree.

[keithbvadu2]

17. It's getting cold already... I want - Spring.

[blur256]

37. Hell yes

[jcgoldie]

18. Today was christmas in my house

Shit hit the fan all over Trump and the Dead announced 2019 summer tour... great day!

[blur256]

38. Woot! Love it!

[Initech]

19. I want a Lexus LS with all the options. And a big red bow on it.

I also want a 85" 4K TV and a new PC with a Core i9-9900K, 64GB of RAM, and a RTX 2080TI, I could go on and on.

[blur256]

39. Please take me for a ride when you get that

Or more preferably let me drive!

[RandiFan1290]

20. I think these are really cool:

although a bit expensive

[bif]

21. Very cool.

$160 isn't outrageous.

[blur256]

40. That is very cool

But I'm the geographer in my house. That would be a GREAT present for me

[DFW]

22. Two full days of no one needing me to travel anywhere or do anything

It is something I will not get.

[blur256]

41. Sorry DFW!

Here's to hoping

[crazycatlady]

23. 19 more sales in my Etsy store in 2018

[blur256]

42. What is you etsy store called?

I would love to take a look. Wifey loves handmade!

[crazycatlady]

50. craftsbycarolineshop

The link is in my signature.

Preparing for the onslaught that will be the first 2 weeks in January for me.

[blur256]

54. I just bought a very pretty necklace for her

Thank you! Lovely items.

[crazycatlady]

56. Thank you :-)

I'm packaging it up right now and will ship today.

[blur256]

57. Awesome!

Thank you!

[HipChick]

25. Good health

[blur256]

43. Definitely.

[DinahMoeHum]

26. A job offer

I've been unemployed for a while.

[dawg day]

30. Fingers crossed!

Good luck-- I hope you have a great job offer BEFORE Christmas.

[blur256]

44. Hoping the best for you

Been there and it sucks. Fingers crossed

[yonder]

27. "What does everyone want for Christmas?"

Peace, love and the end of hostilities towards both citizens and the enviroment on Zentari, followed by a good combover of the same, here on our home rock too.

[blur256]

45. Excellent

I wish I could it all happen.

[Polly Hennessey]

28. Freedom from the idiots (tRumps).

[blur256]

46. Amen Polly

Amen

[dawg day]

29. I want one of those ceramic skillets--

But do NOT get your wife that.
Get her a CD of romantic songs from a singer she loves.

You don't want her thinking that you look at her and see, "Cook!"

[blur256]

47. Lol

I'm the cook in the house so that would be for me! Haha she looks at me and says yummy food

[woodsprite]

32. Hubby got me a Canon Powershot sx420

Been wanting one for a year or so, and the price came down. He already gave it to me so I could pick out a camera bag and strap, and figure out how to use it (RTFM) before we head to the in-laws in FL. You can do manual settings as well as preset. A huge step up from my old Panasonic LUMIX 8.

He was torn between that and a Dyson Animal for pet hair. I might be getting that later since our Kenmore vacuum is so old it’s almost impossible to find bags for it anymore.

Other than those items, our family present is renting a house near my in-laws for a visit before Xmas. It means we don’t have to stay with a house of Trumpers, and we made sure we rented one that only slept 4 😏 so the other Trumpers (SILs family) can’t share our house.

[blur256]

48. My in laws asked yesterday what I wanted for christmas

And I said a video camera. Hoping I get That! The Canon PowerShot is great. And good job getting the cabin for 4. Great idea!

[rownesheck]

33. I want Bill Hicks' idea to come true.

Take all that money we spend on defense every year, TRILLIONS of dollars, and instead use it to clothe and feed all the poor people of the world, NOT ONE PERSON EXCLUDED (which it would pay for many times over). Then, we could explore the universe, peacefully, as one race for eternity.

That's what i want for christmas.

[blur256]

49. From your lips

To God's ears. That would be so amazing.

[tblue37]

51. Heh. Get her a karaoke machine. nt

[blur256]

80. Lol

She would love That! Me not so much...

[tblue37]

85. Well, but the gift is for *her*, not you, so. . . .

[underpants]

52. Already finished my Christmas shopping. Hope everyone likes Halloween costumes.

Got a great deal.

[blur256]

79. Lol

[Siwsan]

53. I don't do Christmas, but how about a warmish night and clear sky for the Winter Solstice

The moon will be one day shy of full. I'm thinking about inviting some equally 'Pagan-ish' friends over to sit around the fire and share some Mead. We can be thankful for the good changes that have happened, and be hopeful for more to come.

You may have guessed, from this, that I'm an extremely low maintenance person, during the holidays.

[blur256]

78. You know what?

My minister wife would totally be there with you as would I. We also try to be low maintenance but considering her job it makes it hard.

[lark]

58. Politically what I want is for drumpf, Pensive & McTurtle to all be tried and convicted of treason/

conspiracy against America, campaign finance violations. tax evasion & money laundering.

Personally, I want a pair of hiking boots. We're going to Alaska next year and were told to have them broken in before we get there. It's been 40 years since I last bought a pair and have no idea what I need, but guess it's time to go to the OUtdoors store and ask questions. If anyone has any suggestions for decent boots that are not expensive, comfortable and sturdy for hiking over rocks, I'd appreciate it.

[blur256]

77. Love all of this!

And I'm no expert in hiking boots but my wife bought me a pair of boots at Marshalls that I love. So comfortable and warm. I think they are skechers believe it or not.

[Bayard]

59. A Pony!

And Michelle Obama's book.

[blur256]

76. I think I will

Get her Michelle's book. But we have no room for a pony

[Generic Brad]

61. Karmic justice for my enemies

I want no hand in their downfall and misery. I just want the smug satisfaction of knowing they are suffering.

Disclaimer - I am a Scorpio. This is what we do.

[blur256]

75. I'm a Virgo

And wish the same as well.

[Totally Tunsie]

62. How 'bout a coconut bark bra to go with the ukelele?

That's a present for both of you!

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[blur256]

74. Lol

I think I would enjoy that more than she would

[NightWatcher]

63. I'd like a two week vacation from work. I've had 8 days off since Aug 1

Building a company is hard work.

One week to go somewhere and one week to chill out. I'm worn slap out.

[blur256]

73. Sounds good to me.

I started a new job in April and we accrue time. So I have had a day off here or there. Trying to build it up for a proper rest! Good luck to you!

[benld74]

67. I want my youngest daughter

To be able to cope with what causes her anxiety
God I feel for her
But am powerless to help except for encouragement

My oldest daughter a good job
Graphic design graduate
Really good artist too

My wife who just retired
Good health

For me?
For my MS to leave me the hell alone

[blur256]

72. Oh I feel for your youngest daughter.

I just got on meds for my anxiety and I feel better. I go back Wednesday to hopefully get on adhd meds as well. And my best friend has MS so I see her daily struggles. Best to you and yours and may this holiday season bring only the best

[yellowdogintexas]

68. I know I am getting exactly what I want for Christmas:

A long visit for us with our daughter in Phoenix.
We will have Christmas Eve with her and her husband at the International House of In-Laws.

Seriously

I have attended parties there with Kurds, Iraqis, Egyptian, Asian, Latino, Greek, Iranians, and probably others I just didn't know about.

The food is amazing - everybody brings something.

My daughter made Mac and Cheese for the first Thanksgiving she shared with this family and now she is the Official Purveyor of Macaroni and Cheese to the Able Household.

It will be fun ! We are going to take a roadtrip to Painted Desert/Petrified Forest for a couple of days. Checking another National Park off my list!

[blur256]

71. That sounds amazing!

I love trying new foods/experiences. Enjoy!

[yellowdogintexas]

89. Thank you! We will - besides visiting our daughter (which is a given)

we truly enjoy her husband and his family. They are Kurdish-Iranian. His sister's husband is Greek. Looking forward to lots of Persian food!!

[Grasswire2]

69. the "Lordy I hope there are tapes" tee shirt nt

[blur256]

70. Love it!

[CottonBear]

81. I love ukuleles! I'm in a local ukulele group.

Get a ukulele tuner, a small chord chart, a neck strap, and a soft sided backpack case for her new ukulele.

[blur256]

82. Love this!

I will look into it. I was already thinking of getting her lessons.

[CottonBear]

84. A Snark tuner clips above the tuning knobs.

Some ukuleles have a button/snap attachment for a regular guitar type strap, but the nylon neck strap clips onto the opening on the front of any ukulele.

Ukuleles are so portable, so a soft sided backpack ukulele case is fun and practical.

There are lots of chord charts. Look for one that will fold up or is small enough to fit in the case.

The Snark ukulele tuner is a must! The strings, starting from the top (closest to you when holding your ukulele), are GCEA.

I am no great musician or singer, but ukuleles are perfect for beginners, but also for very accomplished musicians as well.

You probably bought a soprano. There are several other smaller and larger sizes of ukuleles as well as banjoleles and mandoleles!

There are so many awesome Youtube video tutorials as well as ukulele websites with lyrics and uke chords for 1,000s of songs!

Check for local ukulele groups. Ukers are a friendly group and the best way to learn is by learning from and playing with other ukers. Private lessons to start her off would be good, then search out local ukers!

Have fun!

[mnhtnbb]

86. The check deposited to my account

for my share of the house closing on Dec 20th!

Then I can pay for the Christmas presents I've already bought for myself to furnish my larger apartment.

[zanana1]

87. I want Peeps.

To clean my glasses.

[TruckFump]

88. Ninja Foodi

and all the accessories!

PS: I found out that my gentleman friend ordered it for me!