So just how cold is it in your part of the universe?

[packman]

[red dog 1]

1. It's so cold I saw a Republican with his hands in his own pocket!

It's so cold that the local flasher was caught "describing" himself to women!

[dameatball]

2. Ka-boom!

[red dog 1]

3. (rim shot)

[dae]

6. A few more like that and you should be on SNL.

[red dog 1]

8. Actually, that's a modification of an old joke

The original joke goes
Q) "How cold was it?"
A) "It was so cold, I saw a Democrat with his hands in his own pocket"


I do occasionally write my own jokes,
For example, a couple of weeks ago I wrote:

Q) "What's the difference between Donald Trump and a turkey?"
A) "One is a bald, plump, gallinaceous creature that waddles around squawking all day, while the other is a type of bird."
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181149182

[dae]

9. ...

[red dog 1]

10. Speaking of SNL, I've been watching that great show ever since it first came on

back in 1975.
They couldn't call it "Saturday Night Live" then because Howard Cosell already had a new show on ABC called "Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell"
.so it was originally called "NBC's Saturday Night"
(That's why they say "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night"]

(Cosell's show was a flop and didn't last long).

The host of the show's debut episode in October, 1975 was George Carlin.
Steve Martin has hosted the show 15 times.
Alec Baldwin has hosted it 17 tiimes.

SNL has been on for 44 seasons and has won 65 Emmy Awards.

[TomSlick]

4. Colder than the Devil's heart.

Hovering around freezing. Stinking cold for SW Arkansas.

[Wounded Bear]

5. Can't really say it on the radio...

but if you have any brass monkeys outside, you'd better bring them in.

[LudwigPastorius]

7. It's colder than a wiccan's bosom in a copper/zinc alloy bandeau.