Hey, Floyd! Here's a science joke for you

[PJMcK]

You beat me with the Sodium one. Try this:

Q: Why did the Mobius chicken cross the road?

[central scrutinizer]

1. Why?

He was already on the other (only) side.

[PJMcK]

2. Okay

Now I really feel dumb.

Enjoy your evening, scrutinizer!

[mysteryowl]

3. Ha!

I will join you.

[ProfessorGAC]

4. I Was Going To Answer

"There's no reason to."

But you beat me to it.

[PJMcK]

6. As usual, I blew the joke

The question should have been:

Why couldn't the Mobious chicken cross the road?

I'll try better next time!

[central scrutinizer]

7. How did the Mbius chicken escape from

The Klein bottle?

Edit: where did my umlaut o in möbius go? Into a Klein bottle?

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Don't Worry, It'll Show Up

Like on a flight, you're on the same plane.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. I missed this! You would've stumped me anyway!