Remember this old riddle? What's black and white and red all over?

[bobbieinok]

Or 'Why did they call it hadacol?' 'Cuz they hada call it sumpthin.'

Or--Railroad crossing, look out for the cars! Can you spell that without any 'rs'?

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

1. A Nun falling down the steps?

That's how I remember number 1.

[bobbieinok]

2. Never heard that answer before!

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

3. Catholic school.

The other...a newspaper.

[bobbieinok]

4. Yup! What about this riddle---

There was a terrible airplane disaster exactly on the border between Canada and the US. Then there was an international legal battle. Where were the survivors to be buried?

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

7. Cant bury survivors....tsk tsk.

[Wounded Bear]

9. The other other...

a sun burned zebra.

( I hate myself sometimes)

[Arkansas Granny]

12. I heard the Nun riddle as "What's black and white and black and white and black and blue?"

Black and white and red all over was an embarrassed zebra.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

13. You could very well be right. I actually think the joke was....'what goes TRIP ....black white black

white black white red.
So, lots of variations I guess. Catholic School Nuns were good teachers. They were innocent jokes. I' loved the Nuns as teachers.

[DFW]

5. I was always asked what is red and green and goes 150 miles an hour?

You might not want to hear the answer though, unless you've already heard it...........

[Ohiogal]

6. Black and white and red all over...

An embarrassed zebra.

[msongs]

8. a newspaper, red read but ya have to hear it nt

[Just a Weirdo]

10. Blended zebra

[lastlib]

11. Okay, what was the tallest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered?

[Ron Obvious]

14. Mount Everest!

Although I heard this one about the largest island before Australia.

[lastlib]

16. Winner, winner, Turkey Dinner!

[TexasBushwhacker]

15. For the older folks - What's green and ice skates?

Peggy Pflegm.

[seaglass]

17. A skunk with a diaper rash. Never heard of the other two. n/t