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steve2470

(37,457 posts)
Sun Feb 17, 2019, 12:38 PM Feb 2019

"My wife is away all week so I'm following pop culture law....."





My wife is away all week so I’m following pop culture law and serving my kids still-frozen pizza and bowls of refined sugar, with cheap whiskey in Dixie Cups. We’re all wearing burlap sacks and I’m hoping the flooding dishwasher will put the fires out. The dog has a gun.


I got my first good laugh of the day. Hope you enjoy it too.
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"My wife is away all week so I'm following pop culture law....." (Original Post) steve2470 Feb 2019 OP
Dogs with guns! What could be more American, I ask? rurallib Feb 2019 #1
That's OK, the cat will kick his ass. Marie Marie Feb 2019 #4
"Cows With Guns"? lastlib Feb 2019 #8
This was good! Karadeniz Feb 2019 #2
But Soxfan58 Feb 2019 #3
Corbett is great! johnp3907 Feb 2019 #5
#NotesFromNationalEmergency LiberalLovinLug Feb 2019 #6
Exactly. nt littlemissmartypants Feb 2019 #9
i'm still laughing!! bariloche Feb 2019 #7
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