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Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:20 PM

 

Score 1 point for each item you eat


Elmerís glue

Crayons

Fingernails

Toenails

Boogers

Tissue paper

Bugs

Dirt / mud pies / clay

Chalk

Rubber bands

Paint chips

Pens / pencils / erasers

Hangnails / epithelial skin

Soap

Toothpaste

Candy corn

Candles / wax

Dog / cat food / treats

Leather

Toe jam

Ear wax







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Reply Score 1 point for each item you eat (Original post)
jberryhill Feb 2019 OP
underpants Feb 2019 #1
jberryhill Feb 2019 #2
dewsgirl Feb 2019 #7
underpants Feb 2019 #35
jberryhill Feb 2019 #38
jberryhill Feb 2019 #19
msongs Feb 2019 #3
jberryhill Feb 2019 #43
Clash City Rocker Feb 2019 #4
The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #5
jberryhill Feb 2019 #11
The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #13
jberryhill Feb 2019 #14
ProudLib72 Feb 2019 #6
jberryhill Feb 2019 #10
ProudLib72 Feb 2019 #18
shanny Feb 2019 #8
dewsgirl Feb 2019 #9
912gdm Feb 2019 #12
jberryhill Feb 2019 #15
912gdm Feb 2019 #16
912gdm Feb 2019 #17
Harker Feb 2019 #20
jberryhill Feb 2019 #25
Harker Feb 2019 #27
Demovictory9 Feb 2019 #21
jberryhill Feb 2019 #22
The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #24
Flaleftist Feb 2019 #23
at140 Feb 2019 #26
jberryhill Feb 2019 #28
SKKY Feb 2019 #29
jberryhill Feb 2019 #30
SKKY Feb 2019 #33
Major Nikon Feb 2019 #31
jberryhill Feb 2019 #32
underpants Feb 2019 #36
Cirque du So-What Feb 2019 #34
jberryhill Feb 2019 #37
Cirque du So-What Feb 2019 #40
Cirque du So-What Feb 2019 #39
LuckyCharms Feb 2019 #41
jberryhill Feb 2019 #42

Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:23 PM

1. Boogers are organic

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Response to underpants (Reply #1)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:25 PM

2. Your score?

 


Just the number. I donít want to know the details. I believe we are at least a 1?

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #2)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:35 PM

7. I needed a laugh. LoL😂

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 06:35 AM

35. Ever? 9

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Response to underpants (Reply #35)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 08:19 AM

38. Bravo

 

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Response to underpants (Reply #1)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:53 PM

19. TThey're gluten free

 


Iím pretty sure that will get some folks to eat them.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:26 PM

3. sounds like the diet of a toddler nt

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Response to msongs (Reply #3)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 11:14 AM

43. Or my elementary school cafeteria

 


Having art class right after lunch was like a dessert course.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:29 PM

4. Is this like golf? A low score wins, right?

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:32 PM

5. We all eat bugs, even if we don't intend to.

And I have eaten cat treats, which are bland and greasy but nevertheless taste better than raw onions. By the time I was three I had probably eaten most of those other things. I do recall that library paste tastes better than Elmer's glue.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #5)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:40 PM

11. Oh, so....

 

Garbage soaked in industrial waste isnít good enough for you, but you can find three on this menu?

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #11)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:43 PM

13. Everything tastes better than raw onions.

I'd rather eat a casserole made of Alpo, toenails and kleenex.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #13)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:45 PM

14. That needs a name

 

Tissu au pied du chien

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:34 PM

6. Do the chips have to come from lead based paint to get a point?

When I was a kid, I used to cuss just so my mother would put a bar of soap in my mouth. I liked the taste.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #6)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:39 PM

10. Any paint will do

 


Latex paint is fine.

So you are at least 2?

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #10)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:53 PM

18. Oh, Jberry, I've covered just about all of the ones on your list

I'm going to count simply chewing on rubber bands. Wax lips? Ate plenty of those. Boogers? Come on! I chew on my fingernails all the time. I'd say there are maybe three on the list I've missed.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:35 PM

8. used to eat mud pies

 

back in the day. prolly why my immune system is so good

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:36 PM

9. For those that didn't see the first thread, they

have to be woundering what this is.😉

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:43 PM

12. 42

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Response to 912gdm (Reply #12)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:46 PM

15. For here or to go?

 

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #15)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:47 PM

16. all three

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:51 PM

17. the animal treats...

I was around 10 and had a hermit crab who I loved... His food was a pet shop thingy called 'crab cakes'. I tasted and liked them.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 12:23 AM

20. Zero

Though my wife thinks I secretly eat toothpaste, I do not.

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Response to Harker (Reply #20)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 12:48 AM

25. Not even a tempting morsel of ear wax?

 

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #25)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 12:54 AM

27. It smells tempting, but no.

There are, though, several items on this list that I'd eat before some of the disgusting shite on that other list.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 12:37 AM

21. Candy corn is real food

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Response to Demovictory9 (Reply #21)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 12:39 AM

22. There are at least two other items I'd rather eat

 

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Response to Demovictory9 (Reply #21)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 12:47 AM

24. I wouldn't go quite that far,

but it's a bit tastier than cat treats, which are also real food.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 12:46 AM

23. 1. Candy corn, if I'm drunk and/or stoned enough.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 12:51 AM

26. Dog food is very healthy!

It has all the minerals and vitamins and plenty of protein.
But it has no taste! But the dogs love it so no sense spicing it up.

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Response to at140 (Reply #26)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 01:05 AM

28. I'm getting a degree in nutrition from this thread

 

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 01:16 AM

29. 15

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Response to SKKY (Reply #29)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 01:27 AM

30. Impressive

 


We have a gourmand among us.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #30)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 02:22 AM

33. Nah. 20 years in the Navy, and an inability to turn down a dare.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 01:34 AM

31. I like to lick Chinese toys

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Response to Major Nikon (Reply #31)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 06:36 AM

36. 😆

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 05:56 AM

34. Your list is nutritionally deficient without...

scabs.

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Response to Cirque du So-What (Reply #34)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 08:16 AM

37. This is a union kitchen!

 

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #37)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 08:34 AM

40. Point taken

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 11:03 AM

41. 20 out of 21. Toothpaste is gross.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #41)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 11:13 AM

42. I salute your intestinal fortitude and good taste

 

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