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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI saw some drunk redneck armpit-farting at Red Robin today.
I'm not going back there until they get a velvet rope and a 500-lb guy named Tiny for the front entrance. I realize Red Robin isn't exactly Chez Louis au Provence, but still; you're in public, Dude. Save the stupid shit until you get back to whatever tarpaper shack you're currently crashing in.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Was he with people who were laughing and encouraging him?
Did other patrons of this fine establishment give him dirty looks or say anything?
Did you ask if he voted for Rump?
Aristus
(66,286 posts)so they were digging his sub-moronic antics.
I tell you, meth is some serious shit.
My homeless patients are better-groomed and much better-behaved...
Blue Owl
(50,259 posts)Somehow armpit-farting should require the offender to wear a MAGA hat during the act...
Aristus
(66,286 posts)Still, a two-fold sin. Take your hat off indoors, and at the table!
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Sneederbunk
(14,278 posts)Aristus
(66,286 posts)They could have thrown him out anytime. But it was Auburn, Washington. Brainless hayseeds are likely their target clientele.
From now on, I'm sticking to the Red Robin in Tacoma.
Arkansas Granny
(31,506 posts)where I live. (Cracker Barrell might have been a different story.)
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Or do they?
Aristus
(66,286 posts)I didn't get the opportunity to find out. What I could hear was irritating enough...
littlemissmartypants
(22,569 posts)That's what my eyes told my brain!
Bedtime!!
mbusby
(823 posts)...I don't use an armpit. That is all....
LuckyCharms
(17,413 posts)rusty quoin
(6,133 posts)because I havent seen someone armpit fart since I was a kid, and it was my younger brother. He was very good at it.
LuckyCharms
(17,413 posts)3catwoman3
(23,947 posts)...social or intellectual sophitication.
Don't most people get over this type of behavior by about 8th grade?
littlemissmartypants
(22,569 posts)Or, yuck Red Robin, eeeewwwweeeee! Never been classy dude. Bag lunch, save money, retire early.
Hekate
(90,556 posts)But he was just a little kid. I bet he didn't master belch-music until he was 10.
Don't guys give up loud body-parts performances about the time they get a girlfriend?
cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)Did he take his shirt off or just reach his hand up under there? TIA.
LuckyCharms
(17,413 posts)stuck our hands under our shirts to get the skin to skin contact. We also used to put our palms up to our mouths and blow through our adjoined fingers to get a fart sound.
We thought we invented all of that. We weren't very smart. I think some of the guys were able to do armpit farts behind their knees. They were the talented ones.
cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)I am queen of the fist-fart, and I get extra points because I am a sweet old lady with nothing to lose.
It's important to lick your fingers before you fart through them, for that realistic, juicy, sound.
Plus post 18 doesn't tell me if the guy in the restaurant took his shirt off or just reached up under there. You can do it either way. Mad props if he took his shirt off.
LuckyCharms
(17,413 posts)that the teacher made all of the boys stay after school do armpit farts for an hour.
A lot of the boys started crying because of the underarm irritation.
That was my first and last experience with armpit farts.