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Thu Feb 28, 2019, 12:06 PM

Best cigarette breaks of the week (Kim Jong Un and Russian guy with knife in back)




2. Kim Jong Un on the train platform
1. Man with knife in back in russian hospital popping out into the snow for a smoke before getting treatment


eta:
(will translate from Russian)

In Zelenodolskaya Hospital brought 34-year-old drunk Vladimir with a knife in his back. The guy, while waiting for a doctor, decided to quit smoking-just like he was, with a knife and in shorts. He came back only after he was told he was going to die.


eta2:
A half-naked man with a huge knife stuck in his back was caught on camera stumbling around a Russian hospital, zombie-like, in search of a smoke. The graphic footage shows the weapon still embedded as he wanders outside.

The bloody patient identified only as Vladimir, 34, was reportedly being treated at the Zelenodolsk central district hospital in Tatarstan on Monday when he insisted on going outside to smoke a cigarette.

Video footage of the heavily intoxicated man shows him wearily walking outside the hospital – against the orders of medical professionals – wearing nothing but his underwear. Worried doctors can be heard telling the patient that this smoke break could be his last, eventually convincing him to come back inside.

The victim luckily only suffered minor injuries, according to the region’s Ministry of Internal Affairs, which told Russian news outlet Tatar-inform that “the knife entered 2cm and rested against the bone,” sparing him from serious organ damage.


The above excerpt is from rt.com. I won't link it here, it's easy enough to find.

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Reply Best cigarette breaks of the week (Kim Jong Un and Russian guy with knife in back) (Original post)
steve2470 Feb 2019 OP
TreasonousBastard Feb 2019 #1
Miguel M Feb 2019 #3
Zorro Feb 2019 #7
Midnightwalk Feb 2019 #2
ploppy Feb 2019 #4
JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2019 #5
rurallib Feb 2019 #6
jmowreader Mar 2019 #8

Response to steve2470 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 12:19 PM

1. Drunk or not, that's one badass Russian.

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Response to TreasonousBastard (Reply #1)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 12:54 PM

3. Would be surprised if he didn't drive to hospital.

 

Have you seen how Russian’s drive drunk?



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Response to Miguel M (Reply #3)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 11:20 PM

7. Have you seen Russians drive sober?

Take a cab from LAX and you'll find out.

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Response to steve2470 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 12:35 PM

2. The freaky part

Is when the smoke starts coming through the hole in his back



Well maybe that was just my imagination.

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Response to steve2470 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 02:12 PM

4. It hurt to watch knife guy!

And who was the vidiographer? The stabber? A doctor? The cab driver? The ex????

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Response to steve2470 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:12 PM

5. Nobody told the Russian guy that those cigarettes will kill you?

I hope the knife came with a warning about the consequences of stabbings and slashings.

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Response to steve2470 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2019, 10:21 PM

6. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi

dying for a smoke takes on new meaning.

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Response to steve2470 (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2019, 06:42 PM

8. Why did this suddenly come to mind?



But nicotine slaves are all the same
At a pettin' party or a poker game
Everything's gotta stop while they have that cigarette.

Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette
Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death
Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hates to make him wait
But you just gotta have another cigarette.

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