Boog Jedi mind control

[TEB]

As he watches his boy make a bologna cheese sandwich for lunch sitting looking cute. Attempting once again to use his Jedi mind control.

Boog - Boy you will make me a sandwich why you want to make me a sandwich.

Boy looks at the boog you are on a diet your down from one hundred to eighty eight pounds. As he wraps everything up and puts it away.

Boog heads to couch to cuddle with the man his muzzle on my hip.

Man- you struck out I heard

Boog - yea man we need to watch the empire strike back again I’ll get it one day.

[Lochloosa]

1. Dog diets are the worst

[TEB]

2. Boog agrees

[get the red out]

3. Some whine

Layla barks at me, LOL. NOT ENOUGH, NOT THE RIGHT STUFF, YOU'RE AN IDIOT! I tell her girls of a certain age need to watch what we eat, especially hard working athletes like her, but she just barks more. The Diva does what the Deva has got to do.

Shelby just stares at me while I eat with a soft and pitiful whine.......

[TEB]

5. I understand

[Ohiogal]

4. It's not easy

to ignore.

Sophie jabs me with her paw.