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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsBob the donkey my wife's significant other is upset
Her significant other is bob he is a donkey bob loves my wife. When he sees my wife he brays hugs her her with his head I love you so much ,Bob has been temporarily staying with us for the last eight years. And as my wife was planting trees earlier Bob was trying to nibble on them and that caused argument I think they both need relationship counseling.
So now as I sit on back porch having a ice tea, my wife has left to go shopping with our one daughter. And bob has been put back in pasture and he is at the fence crying for the woman he loves.
donkeypoofed
(2,187 posts)Nothing can separate your wife and donkey now!
Lefta Dissenter
(6,622 posts)Our daughter was married in the back yard at our farm - standing in the terraced flower gardens that are between the house and one of the pastures. Just as the ceremony was ending and the assembled guests started to clap, our donkey, who had been watching the ceremony from behind, joined in by braying loudly. It was a perfect celebration of his favorite human, and made everyone laugh.
TEB
(12,841 posts)Did your donkey go on the honeymoon 😂 with your daughter our horses comfort bob their like relax dude the lady will be back he is so sweet you cant fight donkey love.
Theyll be going to Japan for a belated honeymoon, so poor Orcas will have to stay at home with the horses. He used to have a llama for his best friend, but that old guy passed away a few years ago, so the donkey has to settle for hanging out with the horses now.
But no, no trip to Japan for him.
TEB
(12,841 posts)Our Appaloosa she I think tries to tell him relax bob and we just rescued a Tennessee walker he kind well we joke and says he says dude bob your so co dependent.but bob is in love and the heart wants to see his lady, Best wishes to the newlyweds. And give orca a hug from us all here.
Lefta Dissenter
(6,622 posts)Ill let him know that hes not alone in this world - that Bob also can feel his pain. But I might wait until hes done shedding out before I pass along that hug.
Ohiogal
(31,979 posts)Tough Love stinks!
UpInArms
(51,281 posts)Donkeys are so special
And attached to their peeps ... and ... they hate being in trouble
AJT
(5,240 posts)"temporarily".
True Blue American
(17,984 posts)I just hope our Donkey cracks down and starts braying loudly.
Do you think we could borrow Bob to nudge the Democratic one? Do we have to get the board to get his attention?
I just realized, our donkey has no name! Suggestions anyone?
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Bob! ❤️
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Phoenix61
(17,003 posts)Between kids, grandkids and donkeys, they always make me smile.
JHan
(10,173 posts)lillypaddle
(9,580 posts)and also very understanding.
shenmue
(38,506 posts)UTUSN
(70,683 posts)samnsara
(17,622 posts)..if i was ever inclined to own an equine of any breed it would be a mule and i would name it Ruth ( good ol Festus!)