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Tue Apr 16, 2019, 01:26 PM

Consider an exciting career as a Groom of the Stool

"The Groom of the Stool was a male servant in the household of the English monarch who was responsible for assisting the king in his toileting needs. It is a matter of some debate as to whether the duties involved cleaning the king's anus, but the groom is known to have been responsible for supplying a bowl, water and towels and also for monitoring the king's diet and bowel movements"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

There are openings in the Trump Administration right now!

A good, working knowledge on ass wiping is a prerequisite.

Call of the Office of VP Pence to set an appointment for an interview.

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Reply Consider an exciting career as a Groom of the Stool (Original post)
Kaleva Apr 2019 OP
The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2019 #1
montanacowboy Apr 2019 #3
IrishEyes Apr 2019 #7
rurallib Apr 2019 #8
SCantiGOP Apr 2019 #2
ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #4
eppur_se_muova Apr 2019 #5
customerserviceguy Apr 2019 #6

Response to Kaleva (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 01:33 PM

1. Everybody in the Trump administration is basically that.

Their job consists mainly of wiping Trump's ass in some way, and they end up with his shit all over them.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 01:50 PM

3. omg

I had my mouth full when I read your post

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 03:14 PM

7. It is a big job. Too big for one person.

I feel bad for the housekeeping staff. I'm sure he leaves a mess everywhere.

I just wish someone could take care of the fecal matter coming from his mouth.

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Response to IrishEyes (Reply #7)

Wed Apr 17, 2019, 08:25 PM

8. much shit to remove

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Response to Kaleva (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 01:44 PM

2. Fake news!

There is no way Pence would give up this job.

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Response to Kaleva (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 02:02 PM

4. "Groom the stool" sounds a lot like "Polish a turd"

I think that job is already taken...

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Response to Kaleva (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 02:10 PM

5. Presente la chaise percee ! Tout suite !

Le barrage est sur le point de tomber en panne !

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Response to Kaleva (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 02:33 PM

6. And

you thought that you had a shit job.

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