Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

[ProudLib72]

Because he never pays his debts.

[ProudLib72]

1. Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

[ProudLib72]

2. What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

The erection is rigged!

[rampartc]

3. because not even his sister would have him?

or because he's more than twice as tall and less than half as smart?

[ProudLib72]

4. We could have a poll

Who do you hate more: Cersei, Joffrey, or the Rump?

[rampartc]

5. didn't martin model joffrey after trump?

but no, trump could not be a lannister. none of them have bone spurs.

trump could never be a lannister, there is no fast food at kings landing.

no, and littlefinger does not allow that kind of mess on his matresses.

[ProudLib72]

6. The Rump doesn't drink! (at least he says he doesn't)

So someone is going to have to poison his Diet Coke instead.

[rampartc]

7. thats right, trump hung out in the studio 54 vip room for a decade

because he does not drink. he does share tyrion's second bad habit, but tyrion doesn't pay women not to talk about him.

[rampartc]

8. there really is a page of these

https://mashable.com/2016/03/13/donald-trump-lannister/

compare the trump coat of arms

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to the lannister sigil

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and the two sadistic boy kings .......

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[mainstreetonce]

9. He tried out for the part

But was cast as Little finger.