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Mon May 13, 2019, 02:35 PM

Mayo America Great Again

Mayo America Great Again
Deli, Florida, Great Stuff, Grocery Store, USA, Wild & Unruly | | Right | May 13, 2019

Customer: “Do you have any mayonnaise packets?”

Me: “Sorry, we’re out right now.”

Customer: “YOU’RE OUT?! HOW CAN YOU BE OUT OF MAYONNAISE?! WHAT KIND OF DELI IS THIS?!”

(She throws the food she was holding at me and stomps away.)

Me: “Well, that was a bit of an overreaction.”

Coworker: “Dude. Old, white people have nothing in their lives but church, mayonnaise, and Trump. You literally just took away a third of her entire existence.”
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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Mon May 13, 2019, 03:11 PM

1. Older white lady here

I love my mayo! Don't like Church and hate Trump, but I totally get being upset over my favorite condiment not being available.

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Mon May 13, 2019, 05:14 PM

2. "Mayo America Great Again "

Saw a "great" ball cap in Portland Maine the other day..
It was purple and said "Make America Grape Again".... priceless...
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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Mon May 13, 2019, 07:19 PM

3. OWL here as well and love my mayonnaise. Whoooo knew ?

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Tue May 14, 2019, 12:53 AM

4. White guy here, hater of mayo

Will I grow into it eventually? At what age does a white person definitely need to love mayo?

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