The Commander of tRump's New Space Force

[Wolf Frankula]

An experienced astronaut and leader.



Captain Link Hogthrob.

Wolf

[AJT]

1. All aboard the Swinetrek...

[Harker]

2. Son of Miss Piggy

and ALF?

[jmowreader]

3. There will be competition

In the end, the competition will narrow down to:

Darth Vader
Pros (in Trump's eyes): evil and thoroughly corrupt
Cons: not motivated by money

Quark the Ferengi
Pros: As with all Ferengi, is motivated only by the acquisition of money
Cons: As with all Ferengi, isn't likely to turn the money he acquires over to Trump

Marvin the Martian
Pros: Wants more than anything to start an interstellar war
Cons: May be the only creature in the galaxy who's even stupider than Donald Trump

Jabba the Hutt
Pros: Shaped surprisingly like Donald Trump
Cons: Probably smells bad, and isn't amoral enough to work for Fearless Leader

HAL-9000
Pros: We don't have to pay him
Cons: We do have to watch him, lest he gets a wild hair up his ass and cancels Trump's latest KFC order

One of the Bugs from Starship Troopers
Pros: Uhh...let's skip to the cons
Cons: "Doesn't look good in a suit" is the least of our worries

An Alien from Independence Day: ID4
Pros: Hell-bent on galactic conquest
Cons: Won't hesitate to fry Trump with Y-rays after Trump pisses him off