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(70,003 posts)what say you?
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Aristus
(66,287 posts)Skittles
(153,113 posts)IS IT PNEUMONIA?
Aristus
(66,287 posts)You should go to the emergency room right away.
Don't let the eight-hour wait discourage you. It's pneumonia! Get treated right away!...
Texasgal
(17,038 posts)can you give me some Vicodin?
Cheers from one health care worker to anutha!
Aristus
(66,287 posts)I'm too buzzed to give a shit...
What is your area of expertise?
Texasgal
(17,038 posts)Aristus
(66,287 posts)emmaverybo
(8,144 posts)Aristus
(66,287 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)That Cons are the people who's genes are closer to our Chimp cousins, and Liberals are people who are closer to our Bonobo cousins. Those being our two closest living relatives as I'm sure you know ...
Aristus
(66,287 posts)Despite the reputation chimps have as cute pets you can train and dress up in human clothing, they're actually violent, unpredictable and shudderingly dangerous.
Bonobos are loving, peaceful, and prefer to solve problems through forgiveness and understanding rather than violence. And then have make-up sex. Lots and lots of make-up sex...
Lochloosa
(16,061 posts)Should I have another drink?
Aristus
(66,287 posts)This is the best time: when the wife is out of town. Get as plotzed as you want. There's no one around to disapprove.
My wife is going out of town next Thursday. I'm going to tie one on a little. But only a little; I have to go to work the next day.
But still. Enjoy!
Lochloosa
(16,061 posts)Aristus
(66,287 posts)It will head off the dehydration that causes a hangover.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,488 posts)wherein all information (internal and external), personal and business relationships are strictly limited and contained. This is not good.
Could we explode this massive international bubble just by getting them all drunk and laid?......
TIA, KY...... ........
Aristus
(66,287 posts)But as for the other thing? Well, would you want to have sex with that group of squalid, unsavory, ugly, hateful clowns?
I can imagine having angry-sex with S.E. Cupp. But just for the good of the nation, you understand...
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,488 posts)In my crazy younger days, I would have considered that second part to be the duty of any fine patriotic young man with the traditional few drinks to dull the political memory....
Frankly, I don't recall political affiliation being discussed, but instead lots of lies, phone numbers, who's gonna drive and such......
Seriously, I suspect their sex life is mostly kept contained within that bubble, which may leave us with some serious genetic distortions to deal with for centuries.
In that light, some radicals might suggest it's our patriotic duty to help rectify that issue, but......