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Friday Night Wine-Buzz. Ask me anything. (Original Post) Aristus Jun 2019 OP
love you too. speaking of buzz- mopinko Jun 2019 #1
I replied... Aristus Jun 2019 #2
I just coughed twice and sneezed three times Skittles Jun 2019 #3
Yes, it is. Aristus Jun 2019 #4
heh Skittles Jun 2019 #5
I fell and my back hurts Texasgal Jun 2019 #6
Oh, why not? Aristus Jun 2019 #7
Surgical Nurse. Texasgal Jun 2019 #16
Cool! So was my dad. Aristus Jun 2019 #18
Bidding you a lovely evening, good buzz, and sweet dreams. emmaverybo Jun 2019 #8
And you as well... Aristus Jun 2019 #9
What do you think of my evolutionary theory re: Cons vs Liberals ... mr_lebowski Jun 2019 #10
I think the idea has a lot of merit. Aristus Jun 2019 #11
Wife is out of town... I'm getting really drunk. Lochloosa Jun 2019 #12
Absolutely. Aristus Jun 2019 #13
Well that settles it. This may hurt in the morning. Lochloosa Jun 2019 #14
Drink plenty of water before you go to bed. Aristus Jun 2019 #15
I believe Republicans live in a totally controlled and isolated bubble.... KY_EnviroGuy Jun 2019 #17
Well, I suspect most Republicans are already drunk most of the time. Aristus Jun 2019 #19
Drunk on power and mysticism, at least. And the altar wine, LOL. KY_EnviroGuy Jun 2019 #20

Aristus

(66,287 posts)
4. Yes, it is.
Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:29 AM
Jun 2019

You should go to the emergency room right away.

Don't let the eight-hour wait discourage you. It's pneumonia! Get treated right away!...

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
10. What do you think of my evolutionary theory re: Cons vs Liberals ...
Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:52 AM
Jun 2019

That Cons are the people who's genes are closer to our Chimp cousins, and Liberals are people who are closer to our Bonobo cousins. Those being our two closest living relatives as I'm sure you know ...

Aristus

(66,287 posts)
11. I think the idea has a lot of merit.
Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:57 AM
Jun 2019

Despite the reputation chimps have as cute pets you can train and dress up in human clothing, they're actually violent, unpredictable and shudderingly dangerous.

Bonobos are loving, peaceful, and prefer to solve problems through forgiveness and understanding rather than violence. And then have make-up sex. Lots and lots of make-up sex...

Aristus

(66,287 posts)
13. Absolutely.
Sat Jun 15, 2019, 01:07 AM
Jun 2019

This is the best time: when the wife is out of town. Get as plotzed as you want. There's no one around to disapprove.

My wife is going out of town next Thursday. I'm going to tie one on a little. But only a little; I have to go to work the next day.

But still. Enjoy!

Aristus

(66,287 posts)
15. Drink plenty of water before you go to bed.
Sat Jun 15, 2019, 01:14 AM
Jun 2019

It will head off the dehydration that causes a hangover.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,488 posts)
17. I believe Republicans live in a totally controlled and isolated bubble....
Sat Jun 15, 2019, 01:18 AM
Jun 2019

wherein all information (internal and external), personal and business relationships are strictly limited and contained. This is not good.

Could we explode this massive international bubble just by getting them all drunk and laid?......

TIA, KY...... ........

Aristus

(66,287 posts)
19. Well, I suspect most Republicans are already drunk most of the time.
Sat Jun 15, 2019, 01:26 AM
Jun 2019

But as for the other thing? Well, would you want to have sex with that group of squalid, unsavory, ugly, hateful clowns?

I can imagine having angry-sex with S.E. Cupp. But just for the good of the nation, you understand...

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,488 posts)
20. Drunk on power and mysticism, at least. And the altar wine, LOL.
Sat Jun 15, 2019, 02:00 AM
Jun 2019

In my crazy younger days, I would have considered that second part to be the duty of any fine patriotic young man with the traditional few drinks to dull the political memory....

Frankly, I don't recall political affiliation being discussed, but instead lots of lies, phone numbers, who's gonna drive and such......

Seriously, I suspect their sex life is mostly kept contained within that bubble, which may leave us with some serious genetic distortions to deal with for centuries.

In that light, some radicals might suggest it's our patriotic duty to help rectify that issue, but......

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