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Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:11 AM

Friday Night Wine-Buzz. Ask me anything.

I love you all...



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Reply Friday Night Wine-Buzz. Ask me anything. (Original post)
Aristus Jun 2019 OP
mopinko Jun 2019 #1
Aristus Jun 2019 #2
Skittles Jun 2019 #3
Aristus Jun 2019 #4
Skittles Jun 2019 #5
Texasgal Jun 2019 #6
Aristus Jun 2019 #7
Texasgal Jun 2019 #16
Aristus Jun 2019 #18
emmaverybo Jun 2019 #8
Aristus Jun 2019 #9
mr_lebowski Jun 2019 #10
Aristus Jun 2019 #11
Lochloosa Jun 2019 #12
Aristus Jun 2019 #13
Lochloosa Jun 2019 #14
Aristus Jun 2019 #15
KY_EnviroGuy Jun 2019 #17
Aristus Jun 2019 #19
KY_EnviroGuy Jun 2019 #20

Response to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:13 AM

1. love you too. speaking of buzz-

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Response to mopinko (Reply #1)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:16 AM

2. I replied...



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Response to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:28 AM

3. I just coughed twice and sneezed three times

IS IT PNEUMONIA?

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Response to Skittles (Reply #3)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:29 AM

4. Yes, it is.

You should go to the emergency room right away.

Don't let the eight-hour wait discourage you. It's pneumonia! Get treated right away!...

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Response to Aristus (Reply #4)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:31 AM

5. heh

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Response to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:33 AM

6. I fell and my back hurts

can you give me some Vicodin?

Cheers from one health care worker to anutha!

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Response to Texasgal (Reply #6)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:34 AM

7. Oh, why not?

I'm too buzzed to give a shit...



What is your area of expertise?

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Response to Aristus (Reply #7)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 01:16 AM

16. Surgical Nurse.

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Response to Texasgal (Reply #16)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 01:23 AM

18. Cool! So was my dad.

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Response to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:34 AM

8. Bidding you a lovely evening, good buzz, and sweet dreams.

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Response to emmaverybo (Reply #8)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:37 AM

9. And you as well...



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Response to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:52 AM

10. What do you think of my evolutionary theory re: Cons vs Liberals ...

That Cons are the people who's genes are closer to our Chimp cousins, and Liberals are people who are closer to our Bonobo cousins. Those being our two closest living relatives as I'm sure you know ...

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #10)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 12:57 AM

11. I think the idea has a lot of merit.

Despite the reputation chimps have as cute pets you can train and dress up in human clothing, they're actually violent, unpredictable and shudderingly dangerous.

Bonobos are loving, peaceful, and prefer to solve problems through forgiveness and understanding rather than violence. And then have make-up sex. Lots and lots of make-up sex...

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Response to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 01:05 AM

12. Wife is out of town... I'm getting really drunk.

Should I have another drink?

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Response to Lochloosa (Reply #12)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 01:07 AM

13. Absolutely.

This is the best time: when the wife is out of town. Get as plotzed as you want. There's no one around to disapprove.

My wife is going out of town next Thursday. I'm going to tie one on a little. But only a little; I have to go to work the next day.

But still. Enjoy!

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Response to Aristus (Reply #13)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 01:09 AM

14. Well that settles it. This may hurt in the morning.

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Response to Lochloosa (Reply #14)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 01:14 AM

15. Drink plenty of water before you go to bed.

It will head off the dehydration that causes a hangover.

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Response to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 01:18 AM

17. I believe Republicans live in a totally controlled and isolated bubble....

wherein all information (internal and external), personal and business relationships are strictly limited and contained. This is not good.

Could we explode this massive international bubble just by getting them all drunk and laid?......

TIA, KY...... ........

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Response to KY_EnviroGuy (Reply #17)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 01:26 AM

19. Well, I suspect most Republicans are already drunk most of the time.

But as for the other thing? Well, would you want to have sex with that group of squalid, unsavory, ugly, hateful clowns?

I can imagine having angry-sex with S.E. Cupp. But just for the good of the nation, you understand...

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Response to Aristus (Reply #19)

Sat Jun 15, 2019, 02:00 AM

20. Drunk on power and mysticism, at least. And the altar wine, LOL.

In my crazy younger days, I would have considered that second part to be the duty of any fine patriotic young man with the traditional few drinks to dull the political memory....

Frankly, I don't recall political affiliation being discussed, but instead lots of lies, phone numbers, who's gonna drive and such......

Seriously, I suspect their sex life is mostly kept contained within that bubble, which may leave us with some serious genetic distortions to deal with for centuries.

In that light, some radicals might suggest it's our patriotic duty to help rectify that issue, but......

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