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Sun Jun 16, 2019, 06:39 PM

Marie Curie walks into a bar...




M. Curie walks into a bar to celebrate discovering radium.

Bartender tells her that he can’t take her wine order because he doesn’t serve alcohol to pregnant women.

Curie says, “What makes you think I’m pregnant?”

Bartender tells her, “We can all see it, lady, you’re glowing.”

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Reply Marie Curie walks into a bar... (Original post)
MrScorpio Jun 16 OP
unblock Jun 16 #1
Karadeniz Jun 16 #2
The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 16 #3
discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 16 #4
House of Roberts Jun 16 #5
aka-chmeee Jun 17 #6

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Jun 16, 2019, 07:15 PM

1. Schrdinger's cat walks into a bar

... or maybe he doesn't.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Jun 16, 2019, 07:46 PM

2. Thank you!❤

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Jun 16, 2019, 08:03 PM

3. Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car. Heisenberg is driving.

A cop pulls them over and asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks he is behaving suspiciously and orders him to open the trunk. Upon looking in the trunk the cop says, "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" says Schrödinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #3)

Sun Jun 16, 2019, 08:14 PM

4. There once was a fellow named Fisk,

Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action
The Fitzgerald contraction
Reduced his rapier to a disc.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Jun 16, 2019, 08:15 PM

5. Who glows?

Just say 'Bada Book, Bada Boom'.

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Response to House of Roberts (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:46 AM

6. Great Response!

But...I still don't like those stupid commercials or that irritating actor.

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