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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMarie Curie walks into a bar...
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M. Curie walks into a bar to celebrate discovering radium.
Bartender tells her that he cant take her wine order because he doesnt serve alcohol to pregnant women.
Curie says, What makes you think Im pregnant?
Bartender tells her, We can all see it, lady, youre glowing.
Bartender tells her that he cant take her wine order because he doesnt serve alcohol to pregnant women.
Curie says, What makes you think Im pregnant?
Bartender tells her, We can all see it, lady, youre glowing.
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Marie Curie walks into a bar... (Original Post)
MrScorpio
Jun 2019
OP
Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car. Heisenberg is driving.
The Velveteen Ocelot
Jun 2019
#3
unblock
(52,199 posts)1. Schrdinger's cat walks into a bar
... or maybe he doesn't.
Karadeniz
(22,510 posts)2. Thank you!❤
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,676 posts)3. Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car. Heisenberg is driving.
A cop pulls them over and asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks he is behaving suspiciously and orders him to open the trunk. Upon looking in the trunk the cop says, "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" says Schrödinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)4. There once was a fellow named Fisk,
Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action
The Fitzgerald contraction
Reduced his rapier to a disc.
House of Roberts
(5,168 posts)5. Who glows?
Just say 'Bada Book, Bada Boom'.
aka-chmeee
(1,132 posts)6. Great Response!
But...I still don't like those stupid commercials or that irritating actor.