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1) "You can call me Grandmaster B"
2) "How was the Junior Chipmunks meeting, dear?"
3) "Where's O'Reilly Basil?" (answered)
4) "Educated people pronounce it 'Catsup'"
5) "If you kill me, you have no cook; and if you kill Jesse, you don't have me" (answered)
6) "You ARE the ASSMAN" (answered)
7) "Why do we have to sit so close to the kitchen, is it because we're black?"
8) "We heard there's a psychiatrist staying...Is he here for the major?" (answered)
9) "Happy Festivus for the rest of us!" (answered)
10) "Women..You can't live with 'em, and yet they're everywhere!" (answered)
11) "A gin & orange, a lemon Squash, and a scotch & water PLEASE" (answered)
12) "OK Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp"
13) "Oh I don't ride the clutch, sir"
14) "Watch it, suckah!" (answered)
15) "Dr. Soloman, I've never seen you with a turtleneck before!"
16) "Sir, that's not my hat"
17) "Schmock!..Schmock!"
18) "Anita Palone, that's my mom's name!"
19) "I know you...Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?"
20) "I'm Carl Hickey, and I need your vote!"
21) "Guns don't kill people...Physics kill people"
22) "This parrot is no more..It has ceased to be" (answered)
23) "Cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donnie Jones"
24) "Have you read the bible, Pete?"
25) "He sells spoons!" (answered)
26) "It's....." (answered)
27) "And let the good news be yours!"
28) "Harry, I need you to drive me downtown"
29) "Ass sphincter says 'What'" (answered)
30) "No soup for you!" (answered)
31) "I lie every second of the day...My whole life is a sham"
32) "Big steps and little 'uns" (Popular British TV series) (answered)
33) "Can anyone get their head to swivel to the rear?" (answered)
34) "Incoming message from the Big Giant Head" (answered)
35) "It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person"
36) "The sea was angry that day, my friend"
37) "I'll have a big salad" (answered)
38) "I'm the chef of the future"
39) "Mother?..Our mother? The mother downstairs? .Jessica? .The redhead?"
40) "Ain't got no spleen, Gene"
41) "He's a popcorn" (F/X TV series)
42) "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME"
43) "Always bet on the black, Jack"
44) "We should have stopped at Roy Rogers"
45) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut"
46) "Why don't you get a life, Rick?...Why don't you go to community college like Julian here?"
47) "There's no denying it...I'm dragging a bunch of fucking ghouls around with me, and Mikey is their leader" (answered)
48) "I don't mean to panic anyone; but the calamari has been infested with baby squid"
49) "I'm like King Midas in reverse...Everything I touch turns to shit"
50) "Nobody squeals like Ned Beatty"
51) "Who died and made you T-Bone Walker?"
52) "Those who want respect, give respect"
53) "How would you like your eyes at the bottom of a martini glass, 'cause I can do it"
54) "OK, what's the difference between a Mexican and an octopus?"
More unanswered TV quotes from Part 24:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181192415
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(27,783 posts)Not Heidi
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(11,358 posts)#9 and 30 are Seinfeld
#22 and 26 ar Monty Python's Flying Circus
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(27,783 posts)tell her to get her fat ass out of the way"
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(27,783 posts)What a great TV show!
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(27,783 posts)(Vandelay Industries was his fictional company)
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(27,783 posts)Mendocino
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(27,783 posts)Dr. Johnny Fever's famous line.
Mendocino
(7,482 posts)Looks like a penguin"
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(27,783 posts)jmowreader
(50,531 posts)True story: Larry Linville asked Alan Alda to give the eulogy at his funeral. He also asked him to include this line in it: "Worms eat Frank Burns."
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(27,783 posts)Welcome to DU!
[Hint: It's from a sit-com, but not as old as "Leave It To Beaver"]
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(287 posts)The Sopranos?
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(27,783 posts)Angleae
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(27,783 posts)Eddie Haskell line.
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(27,783 posts)Mendocino
(7,482 posts)do you concur?"
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(27,783 posts)Mendocino
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(10,037 posts)Much more recent sit-com.
Mendocino
(7,482 posts)...you too ski bum"
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(29,194 posts)It's from a very popular sit-com.
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(27,783 posts)A Kramer line, I think.
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(10,037 posts)AllaN01Bear
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(4,481 posts)FiveGoodMen
(20,018 posts)Fawlty Towers and 10 is Third Rock from the Sun
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(27,783 posts)(There's at least one other unanswered quote from 3rd Rock on this thread)
FiveGoodMen
(20,018 posts)and 11 is also from Fawlty Towers
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(27,783 posts)..'cause there's food in the bed"
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(42,742 posts)Fred
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(10,037 posts)If it is, it's from one of the best eps of the series.
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(42,742 posts)Aunt Esther.
Along with #14.
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(10,037 posts)It won nine Emmy Awards.
Great scripts, great acting, with one exception:
(I can't stand Nate's girlfriend, Brenda)
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(46,023 posts)The Honeymooners
"Can it core a apple?"
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(27,783 posts)(When Ralph & Ed Norton do a late night TV commercial)
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(27,783 posts)Clash City Rocker
(3,390 posts)You can add that to the list.
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(27,783 posts)You must be a "Mash-head" too!
(I think I've seen every episode)
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(27,783 posts)to move her big fat ass!"
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(27,783 posts)cutlery salesman, who specialized in spoons.
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(27,783 posts)(Good one)
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(36,247 posts)Prof. Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) asked the question. After receiving only negative replies, he then asks, "Well, then, how are you supposed to lick your back ?"
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(7,482 posts)that if people believe in me they will behave better."
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(11,343 posts)Hela
(440 posts)That line is in the books as well.
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(27,783 posts)I'd like to read the books someday.
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(27,783 posts)as generous as the Siegfried Farnon in the James Herriot books.
In fact, I think he filed a lawsuit against Herriot after the 1st book came out, because Herriot used his name without getting permission from him.
Skeldale House is now a Bed & Breakfast Inn.
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(27,783 posts)(Homer, of course)
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(27,783 posts)'Your Penis Is Kinda Nice, Too Bad You're Attached to It'."
(Extra credit for this one)