Over on the dating site... I FOUND MELANIA!!!!

[ProudLib72]

Profile reads:

44 years old. has children...

Hello.I was and am busy with my work.I came here with the thoughts that I could find my love,my half in life.Bat from the site I didn't meet anyone,and I'm not sure that it even possible to build with someone serious relationship . I have high standards for the man....this is true.I love beautiful life,luxury style,travel on the ocean.I' am a fan of expensive parfumerie,with cost 400$ of a bottle.My men of course should have high career level and high standards in life.For me important is not only temperament of you body,but also strength of mind and brain.And now you should decide if you still want to build relationship with me . This is my style and goals.And one more thing ,I 'm not that young to build up a fundamental again,because I have a formed anderstanding in life and I am building my relationship where I want to love and be loved,and still belive to find my half for my life.

Not going to post the pictures. Let's just say she could be that Melania stunt double we sometimes see the Donald with.

[Blue Owl]

1. Hmm... She seems to have space bar issues.

Spaces between words but not between sentences... Strange!

[ProudLib72]

6. I've heard this is a common issue with people who learned English

in eastern European countries.

[Blue Owl]

8. Definitely strengthens the case!

[gopiscrap]

2. Ha Ha

[True Dough]

3. So...

when's your first date??? Be sure to come back and share the details afterwards.

[ProudLib72]

5. I have to find one of these $400 bottles of parfumerie first

Feather the nest, feather the nest!

[Scarsdale]

4. "Most be reech"

"handsome" not so much, bot REECH Yes!

[virgogal]

7. I hate Trump but I'll not criticize or make fun of Melania.

I thought we had moved past that type of thing.

[mobeau69]

9. She's a birther.

Never forget!

[ProudLib72]

10. Grifter extraordiare

I put her slightly above her husband in terms of quality.

[onethatcares]

11. ask if she has healthcare insurance

that kidney surgery can get expensive.