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Wed Aug 14, 2019, 08:00 AM

Time for another Puppy Wednesday, my peoples!

Meet Count Cesare Di Pomero

- Count Cesare is internationally renown as the most romantic pom in all of Europe.

- He's Enrique Iglesias' spirit animal.

- He once hiked up Mont Blanc to make sweet, sweet Pomeranian love to his Bernese Mountain dog lover.

- He's notorious for mixing pleasure with much more pleasure.

- Fleas refuse to jump on him, purely out of respect.

- Whether you're a man or a woman, when you pet him, you will instantly fall in love with him and wish to have his puppies.

- If he bites your ankles, you'll thank him for the privilege and beg for more.

- His barks are used as terms of credit in 12 different Eurozone countries.

- If you're lucky enough to have him lick your face, it will stay licked for your entire lifetime.

- When in Rome, they do as HE does.

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